News the day after.....

[LeftHander]

White House declares Democratic sweep a mandate of Bush leadership...

White House spokesman said in a press conference on Wednesday morning after the Democrats swept the Republicans from power that "this is a clear indication that the American people are behind President Bush. President Bush has more of mandate than he ever has. He just hopes the new congress is ready to work with him on securing this nation from terror, it is not too late to save your family."

Stunned reporters broke in to open laughter, the White House spokesman went on:

"President Bush has not ever been partisan or is he about staying the course. He said that. He has always worked closely with both isles in developing tactics for policy. But he has always been the strategic leader for all policy. Tactics change, but strategy remains the same. So the democrats have always adopted the White house strategies and the President has always been flexible about tactics, the American people know this that is why they voted democrat party this year."

Rush Limbaugh repeated the same on his morning show and also announced he is suing Micheal J. Fox for 18 million dollars for faking Parkinson's disease.