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Temporary1 Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 09:51 PM
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The Day I Outsmarted Homeland Security
Edited on Thu Oct-26-06 09:52 PM by Temporary1
The Day I Outsmarted Homeland Security

About a year and a half ago or so my sister joined the US Department of Homeland Security (in Atlanta). She was a lowly intern and she did mostly lowly intern stuff. Soon enough she dragged me into her stuff.

At first I resisted. I really didn’t want to be involved with DHS or their operations; I don’t really care much for the “war on terror” -- not then and not now. But eventually about a summer ago I was cast as a roleplayer in a terrorism simulation at the Georgia capitol. My job was to go around and do “hostile surveillance” while another team on foot looked for people with suspicious behavior and reported them. My entire hostile team was reported many times, and me the most. I did something stupid; my sister tipped me off on some people following me and I ran. Here’s a tip: never, EVER run. I was a running joke around her office a few days after that (pun so intended).

So on October 26th , I got another shot at the whole thing (more than a year after my first one). I, along with the brother-in-law of my sister’s boss and a military/police guy who is pretty experienced and knows the area well, were to be terrorists scouting out potential targets in downtown Atlanta.
I played it differently this time. I didn’t spend much time at the target but gave it a fair scouting that I thought a potential terrorist would give. I spent time in a library, newsstand, park. I tried not to be too obvious, and I certainly didn’t run.

I actually met up with the other role players and my sister, her boss, and an advisor (he worked counterintelligence for the Navy for a while, went all over the world with spy-esque stuff) at a cafe. The military roleplayer among us actually knew one of the people in the surveillance team -- and get this, she comes into the restaurant! He actually confronts her and tells her he’s actually just a student at the university downtown and he’s here taking classes. She believes him and tells us everything about the surveillance team! Talk about blowing cover…

At the end of the day we did the classic meetup with the trainee class of people learning to spot terrorists. And guess what: I was never suspected. The team filed maybe 30, 40 reports and not a single one was on me. A lot can change in a year and a half, and apparently I’m a far better terrorist now than then.
But there was a question that appeared when I first did this at the capitol and then again on the 26th: should all of this really be happening?

DHS pulls together a huge number of people: counterintelligence, military, FBI, FEMA, lots of corporate security people -- and it spends billions on creating high tech security networks and surveillance in many high-profile places across the country. And I’m sure these things do make these places secure. I guess the Suntrust building is more than safe, and good ‘ol Governor Purdue will be just fine (although his executive security team didn‘t notice me sneaking next to him the first time I did role-playing, something that shocked DHS). But is that how we want to live our lives? Maximum surveillance everywhere? Huge numbers of people pulled into expensive projects all over the nation to guard against mostly non-existent threats? Is there a “too much” to these things? I notice that everywhere I have seen these surveillance detection operations there is a mass of poverty; and I usually hear DHS people or someone who works with my sister laughing about the “homeless bums” that they usually recognize as non-targets as terrorists (they keep tabs on that stuff). When there is such enormous poverty, and massive ignorance about what the government is doing with so much of our money with such massive surveillance -- well, it just makes me wonder if the people of this country would actually approve of these priorities. I’m not sure I do. I’m not sure I want to spend a few million dollars training and protecting Coca Cola when that money could uplift a few ghettos, when it means that if you’re a frequent Atlanta traveler you probably have a fat file in an archive somewhere from all the surveillance done on you.

I think we’ll have to have this debate in our country sooner or later. I’m not sure how healthy a country is where all this goes on right under our noses, safe in its continuity because we’re too ignorant to know about it. The world should be what we want it to be -- right?

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mike_c Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 10:36 PM
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1. this is the Amerikan security state that we're creating....
It keeps us "safe." Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Temporary1 Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 10:42 PM
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4. I'm impressed by the cooperation; they do that much very well
I just wish this kind of cooperation between state, corporate, federal, and community levels would be put towards poverty alleviation or education.

But maybe that's just not as profitable as terror...
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 10:38 PM
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2. I remember when your sister joined up. Does she like it?
Guess things are still insane out there from your story.

The country is insane now, but it could get worse.

DU is watched by the SS, FBI, DHS; whoever, as many suspected:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2487403

And good going on outsmarting homeland security!
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Temporary1 Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 10:41 PM
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3. Actually to be fair
They were mostly trainees, people working for Coke, the Atlanta Zoo, security guard people...



Still I do hope that if they want to prevent a car bomb they can do better at at least catchin the person who just about fits the perfect stereotype (I'm a pakistani american-born college student and I had a Georgia Tech bag when practically the whole exercise took place at Georgia State).

I mean come on, guys. Gonzo has to pick up the slack here.
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Temporary1 Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-28-06 01:33 PM
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8. I'm sure they want as much information as possible
and even I'd be suprised how about where they get their info from.
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undergroundpanther Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-26-06 11:21 PM
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5. I played a victim
Edited on Thu Oct-26-06 11:26 PM by undergroundpanther
when they had a simulation at the mall.They just asked people to help I had nothing better to do... I was supposed to be a mall patron affected by poison gas attack on the mall,but dammit sure enough after a few minutes the surrealness hit me and for me it became laughing gas with an occasional poof of methane from the other end with a touch of tear gas...I couldn't help it. It was the silliest damn thing ever.Seeing my buddy groan in the most ludicrous way,like she was constipated and flail and roll her eyes around and she played up to the hilt it and was hilarious..and even the military guys were suppressing cracking up watching this shit.I was doing stuff like clucking like a chicken,and fake myclonic jerks and cuss free tourettes with words like bean pole The other gassed folks were smirking like crazy..
They gave me a barf bag at one point and I had this almost uncontrollable urge to blow it up and pop it just to see what would happen..The baaaad Muzak version of prince's party in the background like it's 1999 ,mixed with bark at the moon from the record store didn't help make it any less funny..
Don't put me in a disaster simulation I'll have too much fun fucking it up.
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Temporary1 Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 03:30 PM
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6. The first time I did this
I just about got jumped by Sonny Purdue's body guards because he did an impropmtu speech in the area I was supposed to be scouting; lol
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Temporary1 Donating Member (135 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-27-06 08:28 PM
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7. k
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