The speech I expect to hear George Bush give....

[kentuck]

I would like to congratulate the Democrats for their victory. I will continue to work across the aisle to do what is best for America and to protect the citizens of our great country. The people want us to work together to resolve the problems that our country faces. I will meet with the leaders of both Parties tomorrow to work on a bi-partisan agenda for our country. We will work together where we can and where we might disagree, such as on tax increases, we will have to agree to disagree...

[rubberducky]

1. And then you woke up!!!!

LOL

[MadMaddie]

2. Well when the Dems win...I expect him to say that all Americans

that voted to put the Dems in charge of Congress are traitors....

The way he is out on the campaign trail attacking the Democratic party is unAmerican....if he attacked Al Quida and Bin Laden the way he goes after Dems we might have had a different outcome...

[C_U_L8R]

3. Have you ever heard

the howl of a terrified chimp ??

You will.

The whine and tantrum of our spoiled little despot
will be absolutely pathetic.... you can hear it starting.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[VeggieTart]

4. Okay, that is just not going to happen.

No way, no how, except for the "Democrats on their victory." Call it the speech you would like Dubya to give, but even when corrected for malapropisms, he's not going to work with them. We'll see even more pictures of him pouting like a petulant five-year-old.

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. "Continue"?

Before he took office, he said he might have to twist some arms and bang some heads in Congress and right after that he said This would be easier if it were a dictatorship, so long as I am the Dictator gobble gobble! 12/18/00. But nice dream, there.

[kentuck]

7. Yes, he will "continue" to lie and bullshit..

Just as he will do if the Democrats win...

[mike_c]

6. "I am not a crook...."

"My interrogators at The Hague have abused me. They waterboarded me and tied me into tortuous stress positions for days at a time."