How soon before Santorum has a show on Fox News?

[dancingme]

What's next for FORMER Senator Santorum? A "Man on Dog" hour on Fox News with Rick and Karen Santorum discussing family values and showing good Christian Americans (where the wife stays home of course) who teach their children that God created the universe in 6 days and on the 7th day He read Rick's book.

[bluerum]

1. Or the jesus saved me channel. nt

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Or where was jesus when I needed him channel. nt

[bluerum]

10. Jesus is dropping rotten rick like a hot tater! nt

[tularetom]

2. Hire him NOW!! I'd watch the "Santorum Factor"

if it replaced a certain other factor. Well for a day or so anyway.

[smalll]

12. I could see them calling it "Forum Santorum" instead - can't really use "factor" again -

sounds kinda Roman-Empire cool. Maybe he could start calling himself "Santormus Maximus" or something.

[saltpoint]

4. He's too rough-hewn and clueless even for FOX.

I bet he winds up on K Street in a swank office.

[Beelzebud]

5. I have the name: Slinging Santorum

The tag line could be this:

Santorum: You're soaking in it!

[stevedeshazer]

6. He'll replace Scarborough

Maybe run for Imperial Wizaed?

[kevinbgoode]

7. He'll end up a CBN commentator

trading niceties with Pat Robertson . . .

[spanone]

8. As long as he's not Making Law, I'll be happy.

[AlCzervik]

9. will he do his show nailed to a cross?

[LSK]

11. his sidekick can be George "Macaca" Allen