ROFL - Read the comments on Tom Delay's blog

[CatWoman]

:rofl:

http://www.tomdelay.com/recent-appearances/2006/12/8/hannity-colmes.html#comments

[Beetwasher]

1. "Hurry up and die"

:rofl:

Holy crap, DeLay must be a masochist. How long before he learns about "sock puppets" and starts posting in his own comments as "Former Clinton Lover" or something like that?

[rolfboy]

2. thanks, it made my day

unfortunately, i found many of the comments a little sad. Just because he is, uh, 'scuse me, was the Devil's little henchman, doesn't mean we have resort to mean, pornographic name calling.
compassion, compassion, compassion, even if they don't exhibit the same.
my $0.02

[Beetwasher]

6. "Sad" is Not The Right Word

Funny as hell is more fitting. And no one deserves it more than that scumbag. If he's stupid enough to ask for the abuse, he deserves every bit he gets.

Compassion? :rofl:

[doublethink]

44. Tom is that you?

:rofl: ..... sorry couldn't resist. :)

[jwdeviant]

56. I must politely disagree.

One of our failings as the Democratic Party is that we are nice to people who should have been scraped off the shoe of life. These assholes ran the country into the ground while calling us 'loons' and worse yet, ignoring us completely. Now is the time to make them pay, oh yes, pay.

[treestar]

65. It's the only thing they understand anyway

Yeah, rolling over and being polite to them has not worked. It emboldened them. They only want more and more dictatorial power over others, so "respecting" their opinion has only made them self-righteous of any criticism of it.

[Beetwasher]

3. Another One:

"Am I the only one who likes this guy???"
December 10, 2006 | Charles Manson

Every single comment is negative! :rofl:

[CatWoman]

5. how about the comments from Coulter?

:rofl:

Hey Tom, are you going to miss my dick up your ass?
December 10, 2006 | Ann Coulter

[LonelyLRLiberal]

61. and, finally, they cut off with this:

"Comments for this entry have been disabled. Additional comments may not be added to this entry at this time."

A little slow on the uptake.

Hilarious stuff - worth the time to read.

[gratuitous]

4. I don't think I'll give him the hit

Might double his traffic, and make him think that he's relevant or something. But it boggles the mind that Tom would start a blog, considering his notoriously thin skin. I predict it will be gone by MLK Day 2007.

[CatWoman]

8. G,

you've GOT to read some of those comments :rofl:

as Beetwasher noted, not ONE is positive :rofl:

[Atman]

17. His ego is bigger than Bush's

I think he really believes people like him, and that it was just some eeevuhl libruhls out to smear his good Christian name.

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[gratuitous]

21. I was wa-y-y-y-y-y off

Apparently Tom's blog has been pulled already; he couldn't even last a month without a crowd of media folks around him telling him how great he is.

The memories will live on, though.

[whistle]

7. Too early on a Monday morning to watch that guy on video.....

....or to read the propaganda written in his name:puke:

[Ezlivin]

9. Freedom's on the march, Tommy boy!

That sting you feel is your conscience being whipped around that empty skull of yours.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Those folks are too nice to that man!

Far too kind!

[Itchinjim]

11. Looks like someone must have hit a nerve;

"Comments for this entry have been disabled. Additional comments may not be added to this entry at this time."

[CatWoman]

12. heh heh

they have been preserved for posterity :)

http://www.tomdelaydotcom.blogspot.com/

[Beetwasher]

13. That Was Quick!

:rofl:

Man, that is the funniest thing ever. He had it up for like 75 minutes. :rofl:

[Beetwasher]

14. Too Much Fun!!! More Comments:

"I'm beginning to think this blog was a big mistake."
December 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterTom Delay

:rofl:

[calimary]

66. Did you see this, from the links over on the right-hand margin?

It's the text of jack abramoff's parting email before heading off to prison - 11/15/06. Contains his nwe address.

http://www.ohio.com/mld/beaconjournal/news/state/16020307.htm

[CanonRay]

15. Boy, I hope he reads it.

[Ksec]

16. LMAO. Those are the funniest comments Ive ever read.

And Im a serious as Tom Delay in a roomful of pissed off Liberals.

[malaise]

Tears are rolling down my face

I haven't laughed this loud since election night.

[in_cog_ni_to]

18. "No more comments are being accepted at this time." LOL! He's gonna just LOVE the blogophere!

"Comments for this entry have been disabled. Additional comments may not be added to this entry at this time."

Those were HILARIOUS! Not ONE favorable post!:rofl::rofl:

[CatWoman]

20. in_cog_ni_to

see my response #12 :)

[in_cog_ni_to]

23. LOL! shut down already??!

:rofl::rofl:

Did he really expect Delay worshiping comments?:rofl: That's too funny.:7

[Sugar Smack]

28. OMG!!!! Nominating this thread-- Thanks for the heads up,

I was going to write my own love letter to him. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


:rofl: :patriot:

[wicket]

19. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

K & R

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bridgit]

22. "You filthy cockroach, say hello to my little blogoshere."

:wow: :spray: :rofl: :thumbsup:

[MoonRiver]

24. ROFL! Charles Manson is "the only one who likes this guy!"

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Puzzler]

25. How about this one from an Iraq vet:

Just in case it gets deleted... I think this comment is worth preserving for a long time:


"you and your fucking republican party have taken my two good legs and have left them in a hospital in fallujah.
if i ever met you or bush or cheney, i would choke you with my hands until my hands turned white and your heads turned red and blood began to run out of your eyesockets you filthy cocksucker!"

December 11, 2006 | Unregistered Commenterlegless in houston



-P

[LeftishBrit]

26. Someone seems to have good insights into the attitudes of the World's Greatest Leader

Oh Tom, just shut this blog down, it is hurting our regressive reputation. If you could've just shown a little more integrity and fucked a couple of page boys you wouldn't be in any trouble but you had to take some money from Jack. I will miss you Tom, we need more crooks like you in Congress, those librul Dems are just gonna get in the way of fucking this country in the ass.


December 10, 2006 | Unregistered Commenter George W. Bush

[Habibi]

27. Oh, I so did not want to click on this

but I couldn't help myself. I'm giggling like a madwoman.

[Critters2]

29. That's quite a fan-base you got there, Tom nt

[Deb]

30. This blog is hilarious!

Delay could make a fortune selling these comments, when is the book version coming out? :rofl:

[malaise]

31. The winner

among many great posts.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Tom, I want to sincerely thank you. I am not sure that Bush alone could have permanently killed the republican egomanic majority. You and your corrupt pals were a necessary, if disgusting, contributor to sending yourselves back to the obscurity that you so richly deserve. For added pleasure, I am fervently hoping that you will have to spend every dime you have to pay for you unsuccessful effort to stay out of jail. A final pox on your house could be that several of your family members acquire permanent life threatening STDs, thereby ending your family line.

Along the way, I am hoping that you will break down and make revelations that will expose Cheney and Bush to prosecution after they leave office.

Oh, and stump your toe today, a little pain every day is what you deserve.
December 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterU.P. Chuck

[Mz Pip]

33. I liked

"Am I the only one who likes this guy?"

- Charles Manson


:rofl:

This is the funniest thing I've seen in weeks.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[malaise]

36. Fall down funny

I mean side-splitting funny.:rofl: :rofl:

[H2O Man]

32. He seems taller

on his blog.

[cool user name]

34. Love this one:

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December 10, 2006 | commas from the grave

[cool user name]

35. His comments have been disabled!

LMAO ...

Edit: Tom feels no love? :shrug:

[Pastiche423]

37. Are they for real?

Both

http://www.tomdelay.com/recent-appearances/2006/12/8/hannity-colmes.html#comments

and

http://www.tomdelay.com/recent-appearances/2006/12/8/hannity-colmes.html#comments

?

They are spoofs, right?

P.S. I think he looks taller, too.

[fujiyama]

38. OMFG!

I was lucky I didn't spray the water I was drinking all over my monitor!

That is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

[malaise]

39. Olbermann will have you laughing even

more on the disabled Delay.

[CatWoman]

40. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got home just in time!!!

Keith just mentioned Delay's blog :rofl:

[happydreams]

43. They stopped taking comments.

:rofl:

[CatWoman]

41. Keith is talking about this now

:rofl:

[malaise]

42. I can't stop laughing

This is so fugging funny:rofl:

[roguevalley]

45. thank you, catwoman. you have NO IDEA how much I needed this today.

[CatWoman]

47. a friend on another blog gave me this link this morning

and I've been laughing since :rofl:

[Skittles]

46. "may the prisoners find your salad quite tossable"

:rofl:

[AwakeAtLast]

48. I see Pinochet had time to jot a quick note

:rofl:

That should make him feel a little more important!

:rofl:

[Canuckistanian]

50. The Pinochet post had me in stitches!

Tommy Boy,

We have so much to talk about. I am waiting for you here in Hell.

See you eventually.
December 10, 2006 | Unregistered CommenterGeneralissimo Pinochet

[lonestarnot]

49. Pretty funny that! But I didn't see any posts about "rat bastard."

[Amonester]

51. This is too hilarious! Please send the link to Comedy Central!

Can't wait to see what Jon & Stephen will crack us up with about that s*it!!

Unreal!

[antiimperialist]

52. How do you register?

I see no register link anywhere. Just like "littlegreenfootballs.
Those wusses only open registrations on "some Saturday afternoons".
Hehe.

[nam78_two]

53. OMG...coments disabled now

:rofl:

Sophomoric or whatever...still HILARIOUS......

Thats too funny...The first one "I heart money-Tom Delay" :rofl:

How come they haven't deleted them yet? Man they do not even have basic computer skills apparently or the ability to manage such a basic blog. Add stupid to everything else wrong with him.

My favorites were all the greetings from Pinochet, Ken Lay, Charles Manson, Michael Brown etc.

I also liked the one by Mr.Drooling Wingnut who said he hadn't seen this much hate since his last cross burning :rofl:

[neuvocat]

55. I saved a copy of that page.

That's just too good to wait until they finally figure out how to get rid of the comments.

[Swamp Rat]

54. "Am I the only one who likes this guy???" - Charles Manson

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:loveya: I love you CatWoman!!! :loveya:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Norquist Nemesis]

63. ROFL!

:thumbsup:

[tbyg52]

57. It's still up and runing

See the main page:
http://www.tomdelay.com/

Latest post 12/11/06

It seems that comments are now moderated unless you register--wonder why....? ;)

[Rose Siding]

58. "They're not in control yet and we're already headed in the wrong direction"

:rofl:

[Tracer]

59. Even more (Illuminating?) is the fact ...

... that the Bug Man doesn't even write his own blog!

He admitted last night on Hardball that he's "the idea guy" --- but he pays someone else to write the blog!

Hahahahahaha.

[DeeDeeNY]

60. Thanks for posting

I had to compose myself because I started laughing out loud at work.
It's hard to pick a favorite!
:rofl:

[Ilsa]

62. Tom Delay's Mother:

Tommy dear, I'm sorry to tell you this now, but you came out of my ass.
December 10, 2006 | Tom Delay's Mother

[npincus]

64. my post (screen cap) from today:

npincus- that's me! tee hee

[svpadgham]

67. I checked out

some of the rest of that site. People need to start ripping the other topics to shreds.