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maxrandb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 05:47 PM
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Freaker Math
Edited on Thu Dec-21-06 05:48 PM by maxrandb
This guy, talking about Senator Johnson being in a coma, probably should have gone to Public School vice being home-schooled by his beer guzzling, chain smoking mama.

To: FreedomCalls
If he's in a coma, he can't vote. Cheney would still be the tiebreaker. The only advantage to the Dems would be control of the comittees. (I think)



18 posted on 12/21/2006 1:01:39 PM PST by Krankor (kROGER)

Nice compassion there bud. By the way...what's a "comitee". Is that what Larry the Cable guy does?
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 05:51 PM
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1. a comi-tee
is a piece of molded plastic intended to raise the golf ball high enough for even fat, braindead GOP weekend golfers use their new $1,000 drivers. The "comi" is an inside joke, refering to the company name AND comedy - ie their humorous golf swing and creative scoring techniques, matched with language to match.
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GoneOffShore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 05:58 PM
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2. Has something further happened to Johnson?
Nothing on the CNN site about him being in a coma.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/12/19/johnson.ill.ap/index.html
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jbonkowski Donating Member (243 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-21-06 06:17 PM
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3. For those also math challenged
Assuming a vote along party lines, the D's would have 50 votes and the R's would have 49, if Johnson can't vote (and Lieberman votes D). Not a tie.

He couldn't even get that right. Moran.

jim

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