IMPORTANT! Man-Animal Hybrids So Far.....

[toandme]

1) Centaurs!

2) Bat-Boy!

3) Hawkman!


Please add your own...

[xultar]

1. Manimal

[electropop]

13. George W. Bush!

Ewwwww.... he's a poster boy for lab experiments gone bad.

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Lounge Lizards, baby!

--p!

[magellan]

18. Speaking of lounge lizards

I'm not sure about the Geico gecko. There are lounge lizards in E. London but I've never spotted a gecko there. Perhaps he's the first man-reptile hybrid? I'm telling you, that accent is authentic!!

"Cuppa tea? That'd be lovely. How's yer mum? Cheers!"

[Dogmudgeon]

21. Oh, it's not a "Lounge Lizard". It's a "Relaxing Reptoid".

I apologize to the Reptoids out there -- Bonnie Prince Charles. 'Is Mum, the Queen. George Bush. 'Enery the 8th.

--p!
Me Mum's just ducky, luv.

[CoffeeCat]

3. The dreaded...

...Humanatee!

Half human, half manatee.

Oh, the horrors!

Save us, Georgie!

[toandme]

4. BatMAN as well

[Don Claybrook]

5. They'll never take Batboy alive!

Batboy may be the last hope we have against the Bush Administration. I can only hope he's on his way here, which may well be the case, given the northward track of his destruction through the villages of Ecuador.

[eShirl]

6. the non-human organisms which produce rDNA-origin human insulin

are bacteria classified as animals?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

7. All species should stay with their own species.

We need an Amendment.

[toandme]

8. These SEMI-"PEOPLE" are apparently ...

a big threat!

[benburch]

9. BUSH!

Barbara Bush was raped by a chimpanzee on the set of "Bedtime for Bonzo"

[Wheezy]

10. Couch Potato? Er...nevermind. Wrong thread.

[jsamuel]

11. Mermen and Mermaids

[Lost-in-FL]

12. A human liger?

Gosh!!!!

[BushOut06]

19. They are bred for their skills in magic n/t

[immoderate]

14. Heh-heh! Don't need no competition!

--IMM

[BushOut06]

15. Mr. Potato Head

Hmmm, actually that's a Human-Plant hybrid. Holy shit, wait till Bush finds out about that one!

[Ilsa]

20. And his evil cousin Darth Tater, another human-plant hybrid:

[stevedeshazer]

16. Chickenhawks

[toandme]

17. Dammit! I forgot those damn Flower-Children! This may...

be another crisis we need to look into!

HUMAN-PLANT HYBRIDS!

[toandme]

22. Lycanthropes such as Werewolves, etc are still...

under review. A informal committee is now being formed to determine if these "people" will be considered under this proposal! If you will simply authorize a line-item veto it can be determined at a later date and added or removed as necessary, Dammit to qoute a moron 'I'm workin' hard!'

[toandme]

23. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR.......

Patriots like the Thing of the Fantastic Four will definately be EXCLUDED as this is a HUMAN-MINERAL HYBRID and has nothing to do with the formentioned Human-Animal or Human-Plant configurations!

[toandme]

24. I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE CLEAR.......

Patriots like the Thing of the Fantastic Four will definately be EXCLUDED as this is a HUMAN-MINERAL HYBRID and has nothing to do with the formentioned Human-Animal or Human-Plant configurations!

[Ivan Sputnik]

25. the Humanzee

"Rumors of a human-chimpanzee hybrid have abounded for centuries..."

http://www.rotten.com/library/cryptozoology/humanzee/

[gunsaximbo]

26. Well everyone calls me elephant dick

[toandme]

27. The Bible has CLEARLY stated that .....

Man shall not lay with badgers or marigolds!

I'm not sure of the passage, but I know its in there!

[toandme]

28. Cyborgs are definately a big NO-NO!

[EC]

29. Now think about this...Why would he even bring this up?

This must be the new thing the churches are telling their people...

[Rex]

30. They exist! Some are even undead!

Harpy


Lich


Mummy

[meow2u3]

31. Sheeple

The bulk of the Bush cultists who think God is a repuke fascist