What do YOU want to hear from the president tonight, cnn asks.

[Philosoraptor]

And I ask too.

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. "Dick and I are resigning....

....effective immediately, Nancy Pelosi is your new president."

http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/690908

[magellan]

20. That gets my vote

[MamaBear]

24. That works for me.

I might add, "And we also resign all our corporate directorships and will leave tomorrow for permanent exile in an undisclosed location."

But I guess that's what the ranch in Paraguay is for.

[bdamomma]

35. hey Mamabear!!!

I am very curious to hear the spin after what dimwit says tonite by our fair and balanced media :puke:

[wilt the stilt]

2. I resign n/t

[sharp_stick]

3. My entire administration hereby resigns. n/t

[radfringe]

4. Unca Dick and I are resigning effective immediately n/t

[demnan]

5. "Efforts are now underway

to remove our armed forces from Iraq"

[yellerpup]

6. I just shot the VP...

and you'll never take me alive.

[Maru Kitteh]

13. YES!

Good call!:rofl:

[Lilith Velkor]

26. That. Would. Rule.

:bounce:

[Lost4words]

31. That is a good one, two birds, one stone, kind of thing!

better than my post of a gurgeling last breath.

[Deep13]

7. I have come to realize what a sham my life has been and will...

...try to make amends by rubber stamping everything the new Congress does for the next two years.

[mmonk]

8. I resign.

Anything else is an American tradegy.

[luckyleftyme2]

17. AND NOW FOR THE OTHER HALF OF THE STORY

I have decided after careful consideration that sending only 20,000 more troops is simply a symbolic attempt at this point to save face and play politics with our troops well being.Instead I AM ORDERING immediate withdrawal of our troops from iraq.
I want to apologize to my fellow americans for all the mistakes and lives that were lost
from this stupid venture. I WISH TO PLACE MY SELF AND MY ADMINISTRATION at the beck and call
of the country and will not stone wall the democratic party for the rest of my term!
OPPS that would be to helpful to the country!
AND TO ADMIT MISTAKES TAKES REAL LEADERSHIP.

[Solly Mack]

9. Ever seen the movie "Scanners"?

Just saying....

[elehhhhna]

10. "I quit, bitches!"

[Sherman A1]

11. Well, of course

the words that we resign would be nice, however something resembling A Plan in Iraq would be okay. Something like, we are going to start a draw down, talk with the folks in the region and folks outside the region. Implement the reccommendations of the ISG, etc.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. The truth, just one time...

" Ahhh Unnn MMM Ahhh And Tonight, UUumm Ahhh I declare myself The Grand Fuhrer and Ahhh MMMM Supreme Dictator of Errr America!"

[liberal renegade]

14. My Daddy

made a big mistake for messin with my Momma....

[bdamomma]

15. The only wishful thing I want to hear, is I am admitting myself

to the nearest medical/psychiatric hospital, hereby I will resign my post. I only wish.

[rman]

16. I'd like for W and CNN to shut up

and move to some far away place.

[WinkyDink]

18. Nothing. I won't be listening to his scripted sing-song 3-phrase parallelism.

"War on terror...blah, blah....post-9/11...blah, blah....Saddam dead, lots of terrorists alive....blah, blah....Support the troops...blah, blah....success....blah, blah....sacrifice....blah, blah....Good night...."

[w8liftinglady]

19. their mailbox has been flooded.

I can't wait to see what people have submitted...

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

21. "I'm resignering".

[Philosoraptor]

22. ------------

[Philosoraptor]

23. "Send a million more troops and nuke the nation"

actual suggestion.

[sinkingfeeling]

25. "I quit".

[valerief]

27. Two words. "I quit." nt

[Lost4words]

28. A gurgling last breath would be a nice start.

[goclark]

29. I will be checking into the Betty Ford Center

today.

I am taking both of the twins with me,some of Jeb's brats too.

Condi has decided to permanently look for shoes and then we will get together when I'm out of rehab in 20 years.

Laura will be at Betty Ford too ~ she will be in the another section. She hates me and I hate her.

My evil parents will be going on a cruise to " Denial Islands."

Cheney will be looking for his heart and won't be able to find it so he'll just go hunting for evil Lynn, the porno writer.

When he finds her, she will shoot him in the foot and take off with her lady lover.

"In Case You Forgot, I AM THE DECIDER and I HAVE DECIDED to get the F out of this WH!"

[spanone]

30. I'm rejoining the Guard to finally fulfill my required duties. I have requested a tour in Iraq.

[bdamomma]

36. oh I like that comment

very good.

[Philosoraptor]

38. Yeah, he needs to 'finish the job'

[BluePatriot]

32. We resign! All of us!!! (nt)

[Javaman]

33. Bwahahahahahaha!!!!

Where should I start??? LOLOLOLOLOL

But I will never hear it.

If you wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which fills up first. LOL

[bdamomma]

34. Al Franken is not on today, covering him Lawrence O'Donnell

for him, he is asking callers what Bush can say to for you to support him? He doesn't want any close minded people to call, I wouldn't actually call myself "close minded" on a maniac who has no logic and no remorse.

[jobycom]

37. "I'm going to jail, and I'm taking my whole administration with me."

Although I would only hear it later in replay, as I will be sure to avoid the tellie tonight.

[PlanetBev]

39. I have a bad case of jungle rot

and the doctors say they can't doing anything.

[NewJeffCT]

40. My entire cabinet has been sent to Gitmo for waterboarding...

along with several dozen conservative radio hosts.

To conclude, I hereby resign as president, effective immediately.

[malaise]

41. I'd like to hear the shot when he commits suicide

live on TV.

[Rosemary2205]

42. "Effective at noon tomorrow"

that is all.

[poofer]

43. God is speaking

and he told me to take myself,family, and administration far far away from USA.