Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore!

[liberalhistorian]

A friend of mine sent me this saying and several others that are both hilarious and frighteningly on target, so I thought I'd share them here, especially since so many here are always posting the wingnut emails they receive. I added my own comments to some of them, enjoy!

That's OK, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway.
(something tells me this wouldn't be a good button or T-shirt to wear at an airport!)

Let's Fix Democracy in THIS Country First!
(like, say, getting rid of the electronic machines or at least providing paper trails for them?)

If you want a nation ruled by religion, move to Iran!

Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
(I feel sorry for any rock that's compared to Bush)

If you can read this, then you're not our President.
(Unless your bookshelves contain only fifty-two editions of My Pet Goat!)

Of Course it Hurts, You're getting screwed by an Elephant!
(No wonder the past six years have been so painful!)

Dear Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
(I think the only thing they're ever embarrassed by is (soft whisper) s-e-x

George Bush: Creating the Terrorists our kids will have to fight!

One Nation, Under Surveillance
(with liberties for only the rich and republican)

They Call him "W" so he can spell it.
(One of my favorites)

The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century
(Ricky Santorum, anyone?)

Whose God do you Kill For?

Cheney/Satan 2008
(I say we start making this bumpersticker now)

Jail to the Chief

One Nation Under Clod

2004: Embarrassed
2005: Horrified
2006: Terrified

No, Seriously, Why did we invade Iraq?

Bush: God's way of proving intelligent design is full of crap

Bad President! No Banana!

We Need a President who's fluent in at least one language

We're making enemies faster than we can kill them

Is it Vietnam, yet?

Bush doesn't care about White people, either

You Elected him. You deserve him.
(But watch, they'll find a way to blame it on Clinton, as they always do)

Impeach Cheney First
(Works for me!)

Dubya, your Dad shoulda pulled out, too!

When Bush took office, gas was $1.46 a gallon.

Pray for Impeachment

At Least Nixon resigned!

And, now, the one that explains everything in three neat little words:

Bush Never Exhaled!

[Karenca]

1. These are great-K and R. -- NT

[liberaldemocrat7]

17. I have created bumperstickers of most of these sayings

at my store on zazzle. See my signature.

[liberalhistorian]

19. Cool, thanks for posting, I'll

check it out!

[jgraz]

2. My fav:

The Rapture is not an Exit Strategy

[liberalhistorian]

4. Whoa, that's a good one, I hadn't

heard that yet! It certainly isn't an exit strategy, but you'd never know that listening to some people, would you?

[bananarepublican]

13. How about... "Clinton never even invaded Monica but was still impeached!"

This might need some fine tuning. My point is that Bush launches an illegal war responsible for the deaths of many hundreds of thousands of people, and yet, Clinton gets impeached over a non-lethal blow-job... go figure.

Only in America!

[Wapsie B]

3. Bravo!!

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Karenca]

5. another kick---these are too good to miss. nt

[Hippo_Tron]

6. LMAO that would be a great bumpersticker

[liberalhistorian]

9. They'd all make great

bumperstickers, wouldn't they? Makes me wish I had the kind of mind that could easily come up with these kinds of things!

[Kurovski]

7. You get a big K&R for making me laugh.

:kick:

[fooj]

8. BWAHAHAHA!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hamlette]

10. great stuff k&r

[Faux pas]

11. Love them! Thanks and passing them along. n/t

[BadGimp]

12. wow

IMPEACHMENT

It's not just for
Blowjobs Anymore

liberalhistorian you're a genius..

[liberalhistorian]

18. LOL, unfortunately, I didn't

come up with it, it was from the email I received from my friend. It sure is a gem, isn't it?

[Behind the Aegis]

14. In New Orleans...

...my partner said he saw one today...

"Finally! A Bush we can count on!" (Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints...Beat the Bears!)

[calimary]

15. I got these in an email recently. They're all great! And I'd add something

that, I think, Charlie Rangel said about georgie-poo: something about how bush disproves the notion of "white supremacy" singlehandedly.

[liberalhistorian]

20. I laughed my ass off when Rangel said that,

it goes right along with the one that says "Bush: God's way of proving that intelligent design is full of crap!"

[Nostradammit]

16. Of Course It Hurts -

You're gettin' screwed by an Elephant!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Bad President! No Banana!


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


These are much needed - thanks!

[liberalhistorian]

21. Can't you just see Tony Snow or 'ol Poppy Bush

dangling a banana in front of Dubya in the Oval Office, saying "Bad President! No Banana!"?

[Swamp Rat]

22. Here ya go:

[liberalhistorian]

27. Excellent, Swampy, I knew we could

count on you, as usual!

[Joey Liberal]

23. Great stuff! n/t

[GenDem]

24. Thanks - very funny - saving this one!

[badgerpup]

25. My neighbor is quite the liberal...lots of stickers and signs on his truck

:patriot: one of them being Cheney/Voldemort 2008 :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[liberalhistorian]

26. I've actually seen that one before, it was

around during the 2004 election. It certainly fit then, and it fits even more now!

[Imagevision]

28. A slap in the face to most Americans impeaching Clinton and allowing Bush to skate...!

It's appalling - ridiculous

[jazzjunkysue]

29. Whose God do you Kill For? Brilliant. n/t.

[WinstonSmith4740]

30. All too funny...

One of my favorites (saw it at cafepress) is "Somebody Smart in 2008".

[Lusted4]

31. Impeachment: The Great American Enema