Why in the hell...is nobody fighting for sinners rights, but me?

[Hubert Flottz]

Are we sinners, not tax paying American citizens too? Don't we pay even more taxes than the do-gooders, when we drink and smoke and bet on the games? We should have more sway than the tax exempt churches, who don't pay jack-sh*t, IMHO! Maybe Bars, Race Tracks and Cathouses should be tax exempt too???

I'm tired of people looking down their noses at me for doing what the laws of the land say I can do. It's my business alone, how I choose to pursue my damned happiness, so please...get outta' my face, you damned judgmental hypocrites!

And Quit ringing those loud assed bells when I'm hung over on Sunday Morning! Do I go around clanging shit and waking your asses up, when you feel like shit? I just feel so Damned persecuted sometimes, don't you?

[zanne]

1. Amen!

You have a point there, Hubert Flottz!

[Hubert Flottz]

5. JHC, turned the water into wine for a purpose I believe!

Live and let live damnit!

[The Traveler]

2. "My feet stink"

"my head hurts
and I don't love Jesus."

-- Jimmy Buffett

[Hubert Flottz]

4. I'll drink to that!

I never ran off with anybody's wife but my preacher did and he stole my car battery too! Drove me to drinking, but I haven't had a chance to thank the theving bastid!

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. RAmen, baby!

[Hubert Flottz]

7. I never even got mad, when that beardy dude beat the shit out of

Popeye!

I'll bet God spends his days wondering why, just like I do!

[buddysmellgood]

6. Sinner's rights? I think you have a marketing problem.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I don't stick my nose in their affairs.

And I ain't selling any bullshit, door to door!