How long until Bush starts showing up in public wearing a crown?

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

And an ermine robe, with scepter?

Is there any action in Vegas on this yet?

[davidinalameda]

1. ermine?

please, he's thinking the skins of his enemies, or at least mink

[Inland]

2. I'm expecting a peaked cap with gold braid. nt

[chat_noir]

3. I'm thinking (hoping) more along the lines of a thorn crown

[karlrschneider]

6. I was going to say the same thing but you beat me to it I see...

;-)

[Botany]

4. hmmmm

[benburch]

5. Nonsense! He has something more like this in mind;

http://www.diggerhistory.info.nyud.net:8090/images/uniforms4/Waffen-SS.jpg

[Syncronaut Seven]

14. Nice graphic! I'm on dsl & it froze my machine.

Can we cut that to a couple megs?

[Warpy]

7. He's got a big gilt one in the Lincoln Bedroom

complete with torrents of royal purple velvet and cascades of fine lace, courtesy the desecration skills of his wife. I'm sure that's regal enough for now. Lincoln's gonna get him for that in the afterlife, though.

I doubt he'll bother with a crown. He's already hermetically sealed into his little bubble, heavily protected by courtiers who make absolutely certain that the only "real" people he sees from the rabble are the believrs in his godhood, not just his royalty. He's under a shield of helicopters and protected by platoons of sharpshooters and acres of bulletproof glass and inches of bombproof armor wherever he travels. These are all the trappings of royalty he needs.

That's just what they are, too. No democratically elected president who represents the will of the majority would have to be overprotected in this fashion.

[joemurphy]

8. It would be an "Imperial Margerine" crown. n/t

[SoCalDem]

12. Dut-Dut-Tada!

[Redstone]

9. Naw, he'll go with the military uniform with 6,250 medals pinned on, as

favored by the two-bit dictators in Africa.

Redstone

[MADem]

17. Yeah, a JEWEL ENCRUSTED flight suit

with the 'scepter' sewn on and appropriately embellished...that's about right up his alley!

[Redstone]

19. And don't forget the John Holmes codpiece.

Redstone

[boobooday]

10. No matter what the emperor wears

He'll still be naked.

[Marr]

11. Do they make giant foam dictator hats?

[Faygo Kid]

13. Gross, the Emperor has no clothes. Here's proof.

[Gabi Hayes]

15. The King and his courtesans

[alfredo]

16. He'd have to lose those cowboy boots.

[sweetheart]

18. If he were king of the forrrrrreesssst

not duke, not queen, not prince,
HIs crown would reign over the forrresst
Eating roasted weakened chimps..

(chorus over slobbering cannibals eating)
Heee's the king, big cheeze of the land,
Everyone sing, war blesses his hand,
murderous thing, no one dares catch his eye,
bloody thug king, no fools dare spy,
dispatching his foes with mind knumbing try,
wickedness king impetuous lie,
trapped in foot for a thing, metre's bars block though i try
to link the next line with the rythm on the fly...
drives a fire burning down a fools desire.

[Rocknrule]

20. He'll wear a red "GOP" armband

and Cheney will wear a Darth Vader suit