Finally, a solution for the DLC supporters

[Atman]

It's really quite simple...

How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the DLC*

*my title...I don't want to give away the surprise!

[autorank]

1. Atman, I'm feeling better already. I knew there was a solution.

Now, it's OK for me to go out and buy that Cadillac SUV with 3 MPG, stop recycling anything and, I'm proud to say, litter indiscriminately. It's such a burden lifted.

I can also condescend and think about the "little people" and how I, master of the universe (or Mandarin to masters of the universe) can participate in the gutting of the planet with pure denial and justification.

You made my day!

Scenes like this no longer bother me! Bring it on, quickly.

[MrBenchley]

2. WE don't need any solutiuon, atman....

We're not the one spouting impotent rage and drawing up enemies lists to be purged, to show how "progressive" we are.....

[Atman]

3. You're right about one thing...

You're doing nothing to show how progressive you are. You're stuck in 1999, ready to get your ass handed to you again. Thanks for posting. Are you trying to get another thread locked so no one gets to see things you disagree with?

[Name removed]

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[mdmc]

6. I loved this creative endevour!

And I love the DLC + GOP!

Peace and low stress!

[meganmonkey]

7. You are cracking me up today man

If it gets to be too much, remember that PM I sent you a couple weeks ago!

Peace!

[mdmc]

19. thanks for the reminder

It ain't easy being cheesy!

[MrBenchley]

8. Whereas this dreary two minutes hate

and insincere ratfucking gets to be old fast....

[in_cog_ni_to]

28. Solution...leave.

Bye! :hi:

[BushOut06]

9. Let me ask you a question, Mr. Benchley

Once a Democrat is in office, that person should automatically get reelected each and every time. We should ALWAYS vote for the incumbant as long as there is a (D) behind their name - no matter who is running against them in the primaries. Is that what you're saying?

[MrBenchley]

10. Funny, I don't see any goddamn question....

Just like I don't see any of our progressive purists telling me any reason to vote for any of their wowsers...in fact, we hardly ever see ANY Democrat put forth by the Junior Joe McCarthy Club, unless it's a DINO like the Green Party buffoon who's running against Hillary Clinton.

[BushOut06]

11. Who are YOU to be calling anyone a DINO?

You are always one of the first to lash out at anyone who complains about DINOs in Congress. Now you suddenly have the right to call someone running against an incumbent a DINO?

Again, I'll ask you the question, but I'll put it more succinctly for you this time.

Should we support any and all Democratic incumbents, regardless of their stances on various issues?

Should we never suppport anyone who is challenging a Democratic incumbent, even if the challenger is a Democrat themself?

[MrBenchley]

12. Cry me a fucking river....

The asswipe in question was a member of the Green party until he switched over. Fuck him and the rest of the Greenies.

[BushOut06]

15. And you have a problem with this for what reason, exactly?

Remember, most of the Green Party were Democrats at one time who were fed up with the two-party system. So you have a problem if some of them feel that going with a 3rd party was a mistake, and come home to roost?

[MrBenchley]

16. Fuck the Green Party and its supporters.....

"most of the Green Party were Democrats at one time"
Good riddance then.

By the way, please produce the quote by this asswipe in which he says the Green Party was a mistake. I'll wait right here. (snicker)

[BushOut06]

17. This person is a fucking democrat now!

And who gives YOU the right to choose which Democrats you will or won't support, especially when you bash anyone else who dares go against the establishment Democrats?

[Atman]

18. No kidding.

"I'll wait right here."

In exactly the same place he's been since 1999.

[mdmc]

21. I voted for Nader in 96 and in 2000. I voted for Kerry in 2004

Steve Greenfield is not the only primary candidate for the NY Senate, by the way.

While I support almost all of Steve's positions, I would never support him in this race.

Steve has stated the being Green often means being ignored by the press. I think that is as close as he has come to stating that greens are mistaken...

[Lerkfish]

30. sooooooooo.....you're not avocating a purge of greenies, riiiiight?

just clarifying your self-righteous indignation parameters.
hard to tell without a scorecard.

do yo have a list of those we should consider in and or out of the democratic party?

[paulk]

34. the "greenies", by definition, have purged themselves

haven't they?

[Atman]

13. Here they are, hard at work not rocking the boat.

Waiting for Bush to call them up for a cabinet post...

[stickdog]

27. Mr. B, folks are asking for your important input on another thread.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x342615

[EFerrari]

5. Atman -- that is HILARIOUS!

:rofl:

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

14. Brilliant! The whole thing is like a list of DLC talking points.

The difference being only that the DLC wants to keep a (D) after their names.

[Lorien]

32. Hey, that's what major corporations call "insurance"

one way or another, they'll be getting someone they paid for into office-regardless of what the ideology of the people is in their district.

[Freddie Stubbs]

20. Or perhaps the DLC haters should just join the Green Party

Either way the Democratic party would be much weakened minority party.

[Atman]

22. It would be a much stronger DEMOCRATIC PARTY...

...if we'd all just act like democrats.

Oh, wait...we are. We're infighting, whining, capitulating and quivering. Never mind.

[Freddie Stubbs]

23. Who defines what 'acting like a Democrat' is?

:shrug:

[Atman]

24. I thought I just did!

Sorry. Getting tired of this line of questions today. No offense. We need the hearings back on teevee so we can discuss something we all agree upon again. It's been a nasty day on DU so far!

[Swamp Rat]

25. Suicide

:)

[stickdog]

26. DLC = Dicks Like Cheney

Tom Vil has no sack:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x342615

Any DLC defenders care to defend this traitorous load?

[Lorien]

29. Perfect, lol! n/t

[in_cog_ni_to]

31. That is so spot on! The Environment Page...You won't miss it anyway

was perfect! I LOVE this solution! :hi: Great post!:)

[Lydia Leftcoast]

33. Hilarious!

The style of animation is perfect for the subject matter.

Must circulate that link.

[yodermon]

35. great quote:

Dem: "The 2000 election was a sham!"
freeper: "You Hate, Hate, Hate America!"
Dem: "I don't hate America!"
Freeper: "Flip-flopper!"

[Moderator]

36. Locking....

This is flamebait.