I'll never again worry about a church roof crashing down on me

[CornField]

Obviously, if God can accept Bush being in a church at Mrs. King's funeral, he'll have little problem allowing a pagan to walk through.

[FreedomAngel82]

1. Aw

:hug: God doesn't do that. That's just silly scare tactics. I still remember an eariler episode of the show "Charmed" when the girls first discover their abilities and what their family is about and one of the sisters (the middle one at the time) did catering and had to go to a church for something (I forgot what now, I think to meet someone) and she was so afraid to go into the church since she was now a witch. In the end a priest told her some advice that helped her situation and she was brave enough to go in. I wish I could remember that advice though.

[htuttle]

2. The trick is that you have to walk through the door backwards

[seabeyond]

3. cant wait to hang him. and the room laughs. n/t

[CornField]

4. exactly

[Cleita]

5. The worst that happens is that the statues walk

off their pedestals and turn their backs to you. ;-)