So... did Junior actually speak at the funeral or just sit in the back and

[liveoaktx]

smirk?

[Missy M]

1. He was one of the first to speak, very uninspiring and...

thankfully, very short.

[chat_noir]

2. gave a speech - saw the pics on Yahoo

geez, sorry I missed it...NOT! :evilgrin:

[fooj]

3. Yep. He spoke.

Blah, blah, blah...

Like always...he says NOTHING!

[sasha031]

4. did he talk about terra and terrarests

[liveoaktx]

6. Heh! Made me laugh-I can just imagine AT A FUNERAL-gee, he

attended a funeral! !!!! him bringing up Fear/Terror.

"And THAT'S why we had to wiretap MLK"

[dysfunctional press]

5. I would assume that poppy and babs left him in the nursery...

so that they wouldn't have to worry about him making a fuss during the ceremony.

[Atman]

7. Here's a transcript...

"Hehehehe. Y'know, ah had a cleaning lady looked a lot like Co-retta Scat King. She used to make me t'mater soup and tell me ta pick up muh toys. 'Course, I didn't like pickin' up stuff I messed up, so I had Poppy fire her. Y'see, we didn't have no ee-kwil opp-or-tooooonity back then. That's what Marvin Luther was so good at, gettin' people op-or-toooonity. Y'see, my daddy wouldn't be able to fire the cleaning today, the way he did back then. But 9/11 changed everything. Terrists want to attack cleaning ladies. They want to attack 'em and make 'em wear Burkas. That's not the America I grew up in. And we're not about to let Al Qaeda go after cleaning ladies ever again! Thought it seems that's what them democrats are lookin' to do, allow Al Qaeda to fly planes into buildings and attack cleaning ladies, and door men and valets and all sorts of colored folks. Y'see, that's why we need my tax cuts made permanent. So good people can afford to pay their cleaning ladies and provide that op-or-tooonity to every American, especially the unfortunate ones who were born into a life of blackness. Co-retta King and Lex Luther King were inspirations, and in order to protect their legacy, y'see, we need to pass the Patriot Act, so no terrist can ever again deee-ny any man his cervil rights, and every black man has the op-or-tooonity to grow up to be great leader like Marshall Lexor King and his lovely wife, Corinna. Thank you very much. And don't clap too much fer Bill Clinton, ya hear? HEhehehehehehe."