O'Reilly: "I don't want my funeral used as a political rally."

[Faygo Kid]

Don't worry, Bill. It will be used as a massive party. Scumbag. Gee, speakers at Coretta Scott King's funeral mentioned the poor and disenfranchised. And that was taken as a shot at Bush. If the shoe fits. . .

[MSgt213]

1. Bill is still alive?

[bliss_eternal]

8. ...

:rofl:

[China_cat]

23. Doesn't smell like it, does it?

[SammyWinstonJack]

71. Was he ever really alive?

:shrug:

[Mike Nelson]

82. Hope springs eternal

Billy don't be a hero

[TheModernTerrorist]

103. the undead...

are never really considered "alive"

[yurbud]

2. more likely it will be an empty hall and an obit that reads

he choked on his own bile.

[bliss_eternal]

21. ...while masturbating

with a falafel.

;) Sorry, couldn't resist.

[yurbud]

108. disturbing, but true

[0007]

40. The smell of his puke would do him in faster than a NY second.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

3. I don't want my news program to be a mouthpiece for a political

party... but that never stopped billy boy.... nope, not for one second.

[Beaverhausen]

4. so, he thinks his funeral would be covered by the media?

how big can this guys ego get?

[bliss_eternal]

47. He'll probably have it in his will

that there is to be media coverage, a royal caravan and to hire some mourners.

[MSgt213]

5. Bill there is a precedent if only you weren't too hateful to look

Eulogy for the Young Victims of the Sixteenth Street Baptist Church Bombing, by Martin Luther King, Jr. on Sept 18, 1963 in Birmingham, Ala. This was the eulogy for three of the four children killed in attack, Addie Mae Collins, Carol Denise McNair, and Cynthia Diane Wesley. From DKos:

This afternoon we gather in the quiet of this sanctuary to pay our last tribute of respect to these beautiful children of God....

They are the martyred heroines of a holy crusade for freedom and human dignity. And so this afternoon in a real sense they have something to say to each of us in their death.

They have something to say to every minister of the gospel who has remained silent behind the safe security of stained-glass windows.

They have something to say to every politician (Yeah) who has fed his constituents with the stale bread of hatred and the spoiled meat of racism.

They have something to say to a federal government that has compromised with the undemocratic practices of southern Dixiecrats (Yeah) and the blatant hypocrisy of right-wing northern Republicans. (Speak)

They have something to say to every Negro (Yeah) who has passively accepted the evil system of segregation and who has stood on the sidelines in a mighty struggle for justice.

They say to each of us, black and white alike, that we must substitute courage for caution.

They say to us that we must be concerned not merely about who murdered them, but about the system, the way of life, the philosophy which produced the murderers. Their death says to us that we must work passionately and unrelentingly for the realization of the American dream <...>

And there you have it. Martin Luther King using the funeral of small children to criticize the existing members of Congress and the federal government overall. And this is exactly what Coretta Scott King's mourners did yesterday at her funeral. Something the Republican party blowhards flipped out over. Something Coretta and MLK would have likely WANTED, as clearly shown by their own actions.

http://americablog.blogspot.com/

[Hekate]

75. Thanks for the MLK sermon; it gave me goosebumps

I remember when those little girls died. Our next-door neighbors were an African-American military family whose oldest daughter was a junior in high school like me. My mother went next door in tears to talk to the mom in that family -- all she wanted to say was, "I'm so sorry for this terrible thing. Please don't ever believe all of us (i.e. whites) are like that."

I believe that people like Bush and his on-air supporters prefer their Civil Rights icons to be safely tucked away in the ground. These calls for "dignity" at Mrs. King's funeral are just another way of telling everyone who was there to sit down and shut up.

If all of us who disagree with Bush & Friends would only shut up, life would be so much more comfortable -- for them. "Let's bury her -- let's give him a holiday -- mission accomplished -- what are you making a fuss over?"

I was not able to watch all of the eulogies yesterday, but I thought they were a wonderful tribute to the unfinished work of the Kings. If the Bushes took exception to a retelling of the federal government's wrongful persecution of Dr. King, it really is a case of "if the shoe fits, wear it," and no apologies are needed. At least none from the speakers.

Hekate

[burythehatchet]

6. Bill. I will take a

hot steaming piss on your grave.

[JuniperLea]

28. And I'll dance

on the remaining un-pissy spots.

[burythehatchet]

37. see you there!

:D

[bliss_eternal]

38. I'm turning naked cartwheels over it

as soon as the piss dries and the dance is over. :hi:

[burythehatchet]

48. WOO HOO!

}( :evilgrin: :bounce: :toast: :thumbsup: :headbang: :toast:

[MelissaB]

63. I'm bringing the camera. This should be some show.

:evilgrin:

[SofaKingLiberal]

7. I don't care either way pigfucker, just have your funeral soon. n/t

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

9. There's an old saying in my family about people that

aren't particularly popular: "His/her funeral could be held in a phone booth."

Bill, welcome to the phone booth!!!

[sinkingfeeling]

10. There will only be Ann, dressed in black, and Limpball attending,

so rest easy Billy O'Biley.

[bliss_eternal]

14. LMAO! LOL!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[NightOwwl]

11. Fuck O'Lielly and the falafel he rode in on. n/t

[Patsy Stone]

12. I'm gonna party like it's 1999!

Don't sweat it Bill. You'll be a sad footnote by then. :rofl:

[bliss_eternal]

13. I'd rather turn naked cartwheels over his grave

to express my feelings about his death. :evilgrin:

[Stephanie]

15. that drawing is hysterical!

:rofl:

So O'Reilly's leaving us? Pity.

[stevedeshazer]

64. It's never too soon to start planning.

May Bill get his 72 loofahs in hell.

[Libby2]

16. I don't think he has much to worry about.

I wonder if he felt the same way about saint ronnie raygun?

[SammyBlue]

17. Great Picture. I'm stealing it. eom

[Faygo Kid]

74. I graciously appreciate your appreciation.

Please steal all.

[Initech]

18. I'll be throwing a parade outside the church when that happens.

[bliss_eternal]

26. ...what no pissing on his grave?

O8)

[Initech]

32. I was thinking of something more tasteful

But the parade song is going to be something along the lines of Black Sabbath's "War Pigs".

[bliss_eternal]

34. LOL! LOL!

I want to go to be in that parade! :rofl:

[Wabbajack]

19. He just said he wants Al Sharpton in chains

Slip of the tongue?

[bliss_eternal]

35. I knew it--

he's into bondage.

[Wabbajack]

83. Thanks, now I know what I'll be having a nightmare about tonight

:p

[mike_c]

20. it will be used as a public toilet...

...with free beer in the lobby.

[SeattleGirl]

22. Right, Bill. I'm sure the world's top dignitaries will be lined up

to speak at your funeral! :rofl:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

24. I want his funeral used as a pinata.

I want a papier mache Bill O'Reilly filled with candy and nuts to be strung from a tree branch. I want kids wielding sticks to whack the papier mache O'Reilly, and I want them to squeal with delight as they gather up their treats and settle in the shade to happily devour them.

When the spent pinata lays on the ground, I want a small terrier to lift its leg and relieve itself on papier mache Bill O'Reilly.

That's what I WANT.

:evilgrin:

[yardwork]

60. Awesome post!!! ROTFL!!! The terrier is especially good!

[Canuckistanian]

25. We'll send Fred Phelps to your funeral, Bill

We'll tell them you were soft on queers.

[Faygo Kid]

55. My apologies for reading over your post, and posting about Phelps.

Great minds think alike. Many thanks. Great point. Gratuitous gay photo with deep heterosexual appreciation follows, as a thank you.

[Canuckistanian]

67. Apology gratefully accepted

I always enjoy a good gay photo. Say, is that from Guys and Dolls? Fabulous.

[Faygo Kid]

113. Rockettes' Christmas show.

Got to see that one sometime.

[colorado thinker]

27. What a colossal, unmitigated, pompous

ass he is. I think a good, old fashioned Mardi Gras party should be thrown when he goes to hell.

[tjwash]

29. I have a feeling his funeral will look a lot like this...

<<crickets>>

[Faygo Kid]

53. Thanks for the laugh out loud! Check it out , folks.

I bow to superior humor. Thank you, my friend. Perfect.

[bliss_eternal]

30. Nominated--funniest thread I've read today!

:applause: This needs to be on the main page for our many *ahem* 'visitors' to read.

[Faygo Kid]

61. We aims ta please, ma'am

Mighty appreciative of yer kind words. Mighty. Us manly types love to hear from the California girls. (Nothing to do with anything, but I have never posted this popular a thread before. Thank you, Bill O'Reilly, and here is a message for you:)

[Kerrytravelers]

31. I will be throwing a party.

And you're all invited!

Please remember to RSVP.

:party: :toast:

[sallyseven]

42. Thank you I can hardly wait

God bless you.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

91. Off-topic, but

I love your cat's cute little smiley face.

[Kerrytravelers]

98. Thank you! He has that little look on his face all the time!

And he is a purr machine! I bet he purrs 85% of the day and night!

[SillyGoose]

33. Ok, how about a falafel rally instead? nt

[Just Me]

36. Bill thinks people will actually ATTEND his funeral?

Well, okay, those in his will feel obliged to be there, I guess.

[tjwash]

39. I may be inclined to show up...

...hell, I'll even dedicate a nice bottle of vintage wine to his memory. After it has passed through my kidneys first of course...

[bliss_eternal]

44. Yeah--might be fun

to wipe my ass with his obituary.

[Beaverhausen]

41. The stupid thing is - if your life meant something to people your funeral

...would become a rally. I would love my funeral to become a rally for the things I believed in and worked for during my life.

But since the only effect he has on the public is to make them too stupid to tie their own shoes, they wouldn't even be able to find their way to the funeral home.

[Writer]

43. I'm recommending this thread on your picture alone.

He can't stop dreaming about falafels!
Falafels so good
Hits his tummy yummy yummy give him more...

[Zinfandel]

45. Egotistic asshole! I would want mine to-I'm sure Paul Wellstone wanted his

to...and a person like Mrs. King, who spent her whole life fighting injustice, I would bet wanted it to be said & exposed too!!!

Fuck the lying O'Reilly!

[LynnTheDem]

46. Fine. NP. That's your wish, And Ms. King had HER OWN WISH

for HER OWN FUNERAL.

She IS allowed the same right to have her own funeral the way SHE wants, as you are yours, correct?

Just wondering, Dild O'Reilly.

[cantstandbush]

49. Don't worry, Bill. LOL ROFLOL n/t

[proud2BlibKansan]

50. His funeral will be a celebration

of the death of stupidity. Well, at least ONE death. LOL

[Faygo Kid]

51. The perfect moment: Fred Phelps is there to protest.

This is not my finest moment. But O'Reilly is so very deserving of all the opprobrium we can heap upon him, that there is no limit to it.

[Kierkegaard]

52. Well, seeing that Billy-o is an old mick,

I'll be glad to will him a fine bottle of Irish whiskey. Hope he doesn't mind if I strain it through my kidneys first...

[EstimatedProphet]

54. Bill's funeral will be used as a giant fireworks celebration

Bill's gravesite will be used as a dance floor.

[spooky3]

56. Looks as if he'll be Keith O's Worst Person in the World once again.

[bliss_eternal]

105. What, he doesn't have a "Biggest Douche" category?

Bill would win that one, hands down...

[Harper_is_Bush]

57. If he had any class he'd realize that now is a good time to shut his

fucking mouth.

[Vektor]

58. HAHAHAH! Oh my god! That picture!

:rofl:

That is an absolute riot.

And Bill O'Loofah needn't worry. Nobody will be at his funeral.

[goodboy]

59. Don't worry Bill...there'll still be 10,000 people at your funeral, BUT

they'll be lined up to piss on your grave.

[tool_of_the_people]

62. Just an idea here....

...but seeing that Bill O'Reilly doesn't want his funeral used as a political rally, I say "let's use his funeral as a political rally".

C'mon. It'll be fun.

[bliss_eternal]

69. Excellent idea--

and Welcome to DU, tool_of_the_people! :hi:

[SammyWinstonJack]

65. I didn't watch Mrs. King's funeral nor the ensuing media circus of

commentary that followed, but from what I have heard here and on AAR, it sounds like the Pukes are doing the same as they did with the Wellstone funeral. Once again, they show their true selves.

[stepnw1f]

66. Too Bad, Because I'll Be Celebrating

[ismnotwasm]

68. No problem Bill....

Doubt anyone will notice.
And I HOPE you're not trying to compare yourself to Ms. King asshole. (Sigh, too much to hope for....a ego in proportion of your importance...)

You are a Current BIG Mouth who, like Coulter, will die in relative obscurity, if you live long enough. A news blib, nothing more.

Unless you go to Iraq, Huh? How 'bout that Bill? You and Coulter go over there, right smack in the middle of some action. Write some articles, try to see if Iraqi women are open to your brand of pick up lines. Coulter can go convert Muslims to Christianity.

Even if you die over there, it would still be little more than a news blip. You know-- Bye bye Bill. We really never cared all that much.

[FreedomAngel82]

70. So has he actually talked to Lowry himself?

Until he does that he should stfu.

[Steve A Play]

72. He has nothing to worry about, no one will go to his funeral

But I'll bet his burial becomes a real 'pissing match'! :evilgrin:

How long would you stand in that line to wait your turn? :)

Steven P. :kick:

[Berry Cool]

73. I can just hear Keith Olbermann now.

"The Big Giant Head announced (in Ted Baxter voice), 'I don't want MY funeral turned into a poliical rally.' (normal voice) Bill? What are ya worried about? YOUR funeral's not gonna be a political rally. It's gonna be the greatest party the world has ever seen! It'll be a regular Soul Train...and I hope I live long enough to be its Don Cornelius!" (smiling crazily) "Hey, look! Free falafels for EVERYONE!!"

[MakeItSo]

77. We'll have an effigy of him harassing his intern and Bennett playing slots

These self-righteous, pompous HYPOCRITES make me wanna puke! Bill, don't forget to shut the door on your way out!

[deadparrot]

76. Yes, Bill, because you and CSK are so similar,

we can assume you'd want the same thing. :eyes:

[htuttle]

78. We'll all be partying down in Satan-worshipping Madison, WI, Bill!

Dancing naked around a fire to speed your passage into hell!

[TheWatcher]

79. Don't Worry Bill

I'm sure plenty of us will be there to piss on your Grave.

And if you keep shooting your mouth off the way you do, I'd be interested to see the odds in Vegas about whether your funeral will be the result of natural causes.

[Hubert Flottz]

80. Bill is mad cause me can't kickstart his own dildo!

Billy Boy prays every night for an electric start model, but Gawd hates him for hating America!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

81. So he is comparing his legacy to Mrs. King's, insinuating that

his funeral will be attended by poets and presidents?

Wow. Just wow.

I don't think there will be any need to piss on any graves...chances are the mouth will have himself stuffed and preserved and seated front row at some titty bar.

[Loge23]

84. We'll use it to check the plumbing

and flush this piece of garbage to the septic tank where he belongs.

[bo44]

85. I am going to fuckin' party when the pasty faced prick dies.

What is the relative life span of a faloofahed cockroach?

[progressoid]

86. Ha ha ha! Gimme a fuckin break.

[upi402]

87. HE WILL HAVE IT USED AS A TOILET!

I'll piss on his grave.

[LittleClarkie]

88. Ding Dong the Witch is dead...

Much skipping and jumping ensues.

Gads, what a face.

[bvar22]

89. He's a "nothing"

Man (reading paper at breakfast) to wife (without any emotion): Hey baby, Bill O'Reilly died.

Wife: Who?

Man: You remember, back during the Republican Scandals...he was a paid propagandist for the Republican party.

Wife: Well, there were so many. I still don't remember him

Man: Yes you do. Remember that sex creep that harassed the young women at his station. That middle aged pervert actually believed that some young woman could find him attractive. He eventually went to jail for sex crimes, back in 2006 I believe.

Wife: There were just too many Republican Perverts caught up in scandals for me to remember. I'm just glad that period is over and those crooks are in jail.

Man: Yeah, Me too. (Back to paper). Says here that some naked old man was doing cartwheels on his grave.

END

[bliss_eternal]

106. Can't. Stop.Laughing...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

90. I want to go to DildO'Reilly's funeral when the time comes

just to be sure the SOB is dead.

I might want to pee on his grave, too.

[kid a]

92. Isn't he still on INside Edition, that tabloid show ?

[The Backlash Cometh]

93. Don't worry, Bill. We plan to dance at your funeral.

[Brewman_Jax]

94. Not to worry, Bill, I won't piss on your grave.

Once everyone's done, I'll take a dump on it, you spineless chickenshit perverted rat bastard! :hurts:

[Catherine Vincent]

95. Even if it is, there's nothing he can do about it.

Does he think he ranks up there with Ms. King? :eyes:

[Toucano]

96. Don't worry, Bill.

Won't happen.

[tanyev]

97. Two words, Bill: Catapult. Champagne.

[grace0418]

99. Good lord, get over yourself Bill.

You think anyone is going to give a shit when your shrivelled, bitter heart finally stops beating?

[leesa]

100. Don't worry.

[jab105]

101. I do!! I would LOVE if everyone badmouthed Republicans at my funeral!!

honored indeed...

[milkyway]

102. That whiny little bitch O'Reilly is complaining again. Why is he so angry?

[Vidar]

104. party at the dumpster

[Swamp Rat]

107. HAHAHAHA!!!!!

:rofl: Sorry Bill, from what I've seen so far on this thread we have something else in mind for your funeral. :D

[SeveneightyWhoa]

109. So now Bill is implicitly comparing himself to Coretta Scott King.

How sick is that?!

[Hubert Flottz]

110. Bill...

I just hope I live long enough to shit on your grave!

[devinsgram]

111. Why would it?

No one will show up.

[BiggJawn]

112. OK, I'll use his grave for a URINAL. n/t

[Dr. Death]

114. It's a deal, then...you jump off the Brooklyn Bridge tomorrow,

and we'll ignore you.

[Katherine Brengle]

115. That cartoon makes my day!!! "Falafel" LMAO n/t

[Mr_Spock]

116. I'll take a big dump on that day and flush it!!

Then I'll wave as it dissapears saying "see ya O'Loofah".

Then I'll go out & get drunk & tease RWers about the loss of another of their spawns of Satan.

[MarianJack]

117. That's O.K. bill,...

...I had a fart party in mind!

[Coexist]

118. Ya'll need to stop kicking this thread...

every time I see the thread title - I am soooo tempted to post a really rude comment. And I don't want to - not where a funeral is the topic. So PLEASE help me help myself!!!

:evilgrin:

[ronnykmarshall]

119. Don't worry Bill it will be very simple.

Throw your sorry carcus in the middle of the desert let the vultures take care of it.

Nawww! Even they wouldn't touch you.

[mitchum]

120. Bill, there will be even more drinking than at your typical Mick wake