Must admit; bush is VERY GOOD at this...

[LynnTheDem]

BEING WRONG.

Iraq has WMD.

WRONG.

Iraq is a threat to America.

WRONG.

Iraq is a threat to the world.

WRONG.

Iraq did 911.

WRONG.

Iraq was involved in 911.

WRONG.

Wienie Trucks of Death.

WRONG.

Iraq had ties to al Qaeda.

WRONG.

State of the Union nukes and forged yellowcake.

WRONG.

Hussein mass-graved millions.

WRONG.

Worse than Hitler.

WRONG.

Iraqis will greet us as liberators.

WRONG.

We go as liberators, not as occupiers.

WRONG.

The world supports the invasion & occupation of Iraq.

WRONG.

The invasion won't cost US taxpayers.

WRONG.

The Iraq oil will pay for the invasion & reconstruction after we bomb the crap out of them.

WRONG.

The invasion will only cost US taxpayers $50 billion.

WRONG.

$120 billion.

WRONG.

We won't be asking for more US taxpayer money this year.

WRONG.

Iraq invasion will be cakewalk.

WRONG.

After cakewalk, all will be peachy in Iraq.

WRONG.

We have damn good intelligence.

WRONG.

There is no doubt.

WRONG.

Saddam statue toppling.

WRONG.

Jessica Lynch.

WRONG.

Afghanis are liberated.

WRONG.

Pat Tillman.

WRONG.

The Taleban are gone.

WRONG.

Afghanistan is liberated, Afghani women are free.

WRONG.

Ahmed Chalabi.

WRONG.

Just a few Saddam loyalists and dead-enders.

WRONG.

After Hussein capture all will be peachy in Iraq.

WRONG.

Iraq had WMD programs.

WRONG.

Humanitarian intervention.

WRONG.

WMD-related program activities.

WRONG.

Everyone else said he had WMD.

WRONG.

America and the world are safer now.

WRONG.

Terrorism has declined since the invasion of Iraq.

WRONG.

The Iraqis view us as liberators.

WRONG.

They want us to stay in Iraq.

WRONG.

They like us, really they do.

WRONG.

It's only a few anti-Iraqi forces.

WRONG.

It's lots of foreign terrorists.

WRONG.

After fake handover of sovereignty all will be peachy in Iraq.

WRONG.

We will reduce US troops in Iraq to 30,000 by the summer of 2003.

WRONG.

We don't need more troops in Iraq.

WRONG.

We have to fight the terrorists there so we don't have to fight them here.

WRONG. (one of the dumbest rightwingnut chants ever.)

We invaded Iraq to spread democracy.

WRONG. (the dumbest rightwingnut chant ever.)

The world will help out in Iraq once the US and UK are the official occupiers.

WRONG.

Our troops will get all the equipment they require.

WRONG.

It's just a few bad apples.

WRONG.

WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG. WRONG.

And this is just his wars of aggression.

[Swamp Rat]

1. Bushler is a human being

WRONG! :D

[LynnTheDem]

3. Heh.

:D

[autorank]

9. The SwampRat is in the house...incomparable, you captured him....

but before Bushler, there was little George,

[neuvocat]

2. Next you'll hear that they needed to thin the world's population

and that the pollution caused by this war will reap the benefits of long-term survival.

[Hissyspit]

4. k & r

[alittlelark]

5. I'm SICK of being wrong all the time

...it's kinda EMBARASSING.


What's even 'funnier' is the fact that we (The Good Ole US of A has the highest INCARCERATED per capita in THE WORLD.

Yea... we're MORALLY Superior.


I need a valium or something... cuz these kinds of facts just mess w/ my brain.:evilfrown:

[0rganism]

6. Every day is opposite day in bush's administration

His cabinet meetings must be hilarious. I sense a SNL skit waiting to be written.

[Justice Is Comin]

7. How RIGHT you are

LOL. You won't believe this but I started to compose a post with this same exact thought process. To prove it....

Gets a sizzling paper in his hand telling him Bin Laden is planning to attack, Bin Laden attacks. Bush attacks Saddam. Saddam is linked to al Qida. Oops. Well, must remove imminently threatening weapons. Oops uh. Well, we meant regime change. No terrorists there before. Now it's a terrorist factory. Poses in a flight suit declaring an end to military operations. Oops uh. Well don't show the caskets. I'll show the amputees the scratch on my head, that'll comfort em. Bin Laden makes bi-yearly tv appearances. Don't think about him that much. Oops uh...people you got to think terror, terror, terror.

I was going to continue all the way through the litany of all his expose's right up to the Spy in the sky. And then I thought, oh the hell with it, I could be typing for days :rofl:

He's like trying to stab a marble with a fork. Before he was appointed president, if all his felonies were incorporated into a movie and at the end he'd still be president, people would have been throwing rocks at the screen.

[Canuckistanian]

8. About those "Wienie Trucks of death"

[alittlelark]

10. I don't even know what to say....

I'll try...^*&^&@%(*^*&%$#*^**(^%*^&*(*&*^&

but then, $&^%*&^(&())_@^%$%^$^*(*)(&*^^&%^$

and then there's ^%&^(*^&)*(*&*)^&%^$%$#%$#@!#$@!%$$Y(*UO(*&(*^&%

But I have yet to begin.

[ohtransplant]

11. How could he be so good...

at being wrong?

The same way you get to Carnegie Hall...practice!

[LynnTheDem]

12. And darn hard werk!

And he has to put food on his family at the same time. And practise love with his gyno.

[wiggs]

13. Sadly, you could do this in detail for every policy area. nt

[mzmolly]

14. Awesome!

:rofl:

I suppose I should be crying huh?

[giant_robot]

15. Wait! There's more...

Arbusto's going to make a lot of money.

WRONG!

Trading Sammy Sosa is a good idea.

WRONG!

[TheBaldyMan]

16. Iraq won't cost a dime wasn't Bush it was Wolfowitz,

now he's World Bank chief!