Will Republicans ever find a hero to replace Dubya ??

[kentuck]

They thought they would never find another hero after Reagan died. They kept digging in the big pile of horse manure and finally they found that little pony. They named him Dubya. But now, the pile of horse manure is much, much deeper. It will take a lot of digging for Republicans to find another hero like Dubya. What ever will they do? :)

[Rainscents]

1. Jeb...

[Kerrytravelers]

2. I'm sure kkkarlrover is training him right now.

I say him because the gop would never let a woman run anything. They aren't really that fond of women with power.

[Canuckistanian]

3. They're totally replaceable units

Just take any yokel from Lower Podunk, add Karl Rove, and bingo! The new messiah.

The key is getting the right media commentators and denouncing the few who say, "Hey, this guy's an asshat".

[kentuck]

6. Damn! Sometimes the truth comes shining thru !

A straight Flush !

[Canuckistanian]

11. And I was just bluffing!

Maybe I have a promising career in poker or at least Republican strategerizing.

[kentuck]

13. I would say youare a fair poker player....

prone to "run a sandy" every once in a while ..:)

[Canuckistanian]

15. .....*blink*

Thanks!

[kenny blankenship]

4. I know it sounds impossible but

they'll find someone who sounds even dumber than he does and they'll be back in business.

[Mind_your_head]

5. The *funny* thing is.....

....what has *junior* ever done that makes Republicans believe that he's a "hero"?

Lurking Repubs .... please explain (because I REALLY would like to understand) WHY you admire GWB so much?

TIA

[niyad]

9. this is my constant question to the trolls on my boards, "PLEASE

PLEASE, tell me what it is that you see when you are looking at him/the mess, etc, because, CLEARLY, it is not what the rest of us are seeing. And I really do want to know, so I can understand."

not one of them has ever bothered to respond.

[Mind_your_head]

16. hmmmm.....anyone who has 'posting privileges' at freerepublic .....

...begin a thread: George Bush is my hero because: ????

:salute:

[niyad]

18. sorry, I simply don't have the intestinal fortitude to go there without

doing something that would ruin my computer, or my blood pressure. again, from the bottom of my heart, I thank all of you who are brave enough to go there and send back reports.

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[Spinzonner]

7. Horse manure has an established positive value and purpose

I challenge you to find such with Dubya.

Stinking alone is not enough.

[BushOut06]

8. Sure - whoever is the '08 nominee

No matter who it is, they'll have their marching orders straight from the BFEE.

[niyad]

10. that is assuming there will BE any nominees in '08--there is always

martial law.

[GrumpyGreg]

12. There is some young white man in training at a New England

prep school right now.

We don't know who he is---but he is there.

[LiberalPartisan]

14. This idiot is their current darling

George Allen of VA

[LibDemAlways]

21. They can try mightily, but

Allen has a lot of racist baggage. He'd be a fool to run for President - not that I'd put it past him - he's incredibly stupid.

In case you've missed it on other threads, I went to high school with the idiot in Southern California - where he grew up. He's as "Southern" as my cousin from New Jersey who moved to Virginia in the 80's. Anyhow, he is best remembered for his Confederate flag stickers (an oddity in our Southern Cal beach area) and for spraypainting racist graffiti on the walls of the school to make it look like the work of black kids from a rival school. He was caught and had to publically apologize.

He didn't learn his lesson, though. As a lawyer he decorated his office with a noose which he laughs off as a symbol of being "tough on crime." He's tried to laugh off the graffiti as "a boyhood prank" - at age 18 when his dad was coach of an NFL team. Allen is a real piece of work. With so many terrible repukes to pick from, you know they'll go with a scumbag. They'll only put Allen on the ticket, however, if they decide to totally write off the black vote and be "in your face" about it.

[global1]

17. They Found A Hero To Replace Dubya......

he's not much of a looker but he gives a hell of a stump speech.

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=

Sorry - this link was to an image of a tree stump - the joke - dumb as a stump was intended. I guess I don't know how to post a link of a picture. Maybe somebody could help me out.

[meow2u3]

19. They'll have to look on Death Row

and find a serial killer and/or domestic terrorist who has yet to be executed. He must be a white, fascist Republican. He would be pardoned and propped up in the corporate media as our next savior. :puke:

[leftofthedial]

22. sure they will.

there must be a nearly infinite supply of drunken idiot rich frat boy inbred bastard freaks.