Grover Norquist Drowns in Bathtub

[bustarbusto]

Grover Norquist Drowns in Bathtub

Americans for Tax Reform head Grover Norquist reportedly drowned in his bathtub last Thursday in a freak accident that some witnesses describe as "an unfortunate confluence of mutually destructive events".

..."He was still alive when we got him down to the truck. We couldn't move for a while because those left-behind fifth-graders in the 14th Street After-School A-TAK Irregulars pinned us down with rocket launchers on a lunch money raid. Then we had to take him to four different HMOs before anyone would accept his insurance card. You know how long it takes to get around now that all the roads are just giant pools of mud? He'd stopped breathing by that time, maybe five hours later. Not that they could have done much at the HMO anyway, since the power was out again. Too bad none of us ever got any training in CPR."

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[GreenPartyVoter]

1. Oh man! *lol*

[Catch22Dem]

2. HAHAHA, I love it. (n/t)

[CTyankee]

3. Can someone please send this article to him?

I'd love to see his response! LOL!!!

[wicket]

11. Anyone got his address?

I'll do it! :D

[reality based]

4. Priceless!

[MuseRider]

5. Oh yea.

That was really amusing! Thanks for posting that. :)

[bustarbusto]

6. My pleasure.

It goes firmly in the "Don't I wish" file.

[progressoid]

7. That's beautiful!!!

[bustarbusto]

8. Many thanks

for all the encouraging feedback, folks.

[Bigmack]

9. I only clicked on your subject line...

... in the hope that the text might read "... filled with excrement."

[bustarbusto]

10. ...and a careful read will reveal that, in fact, it was! n/t

[Judi Lynn]

12. Great article. He won't be missed.

[Lisa]

13. I started laughing as soon as I saw the headline ...

Am I a bad person, for momentarily wishing that it were true?

Kudos for an excellent piece!

[MagickMuffin]

14. Oh, do you mean this Grover?

[burythehatchet]

15. Elmo celebrates

:bounce:

[KyuzoGator]

16. "Small government" Republican loves the biggest gov't expansion ever.

Wonders never fucking cease.

[bustarbusto]

18. Isn't that just the biggest irony ever?

Kind of makes one wonder where all the money is going.

[blogslut]

17. noice

I dig that site.

[hayu_lol]

19. Did they find...

Ralph Nader in the tub with him?