Joke

[gunsaximbo]

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.

For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital.

He motioned for one of his aides to come near.

"Yes father" said the aide.

"I would really like to see Tom DeLay and Bill Frist before I die", whispered the priest.

"I'll see what I can do father," replied the aide.

The aide sent the request to Congress and waited for a response.

Soon the word arrived. DeLay and Frist would be delighted to visit the priest.

As they went to the hospital, DeLay commented to Frist "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images."

DeLay couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took DeLay's hand in his right hand and Frist's hand in his left.

There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally Congressman DeLay spoke "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"

The old priest slowly replied "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

"Amen" said DeLay.

"Amen" said Frist.

The old priest continued..."He died between two thieves. I just would like to do the same."

[annabanana]

1. ooooo good one. . .n/t

[Midlodemocrat]

2. LOL. That's great.

:thumbsup:

[Ksec]

3. hehe thanks, I needed a good joke.

[Extend a Hand]

4. that's going to my email list

:rofl: :rofl:

[MindPilot]

5. Very nice!!

:rofl: :spray:

[Kindigger]

6. Here's one I got in email today

http://users.chartertn.net/tonytemplin/FBI_eyes/