I am the angry intelligent reality-based American citizen.
Don't invite me to speak at your funeral, because I will rant and rave about the authoritarian anti-democracy monsters who are trying to make our country into a fascist corporatist theocracy!
Don't invite me to your wedding reception because I will get drunk and raise my voice about how treasonous it is to out a WMD-investigating CIA agent!
Don't invite me over to your house to play Scrabble because I will rant and rave about how I knew the levees in New Orleans broke hours before the freaking' "President" did!
Don't invite me to sight-see D.C. with you because I will wear this shirt in public:
Don't invite me to speak at a dinner in Washington D.C. because I will publicly demand impeachment!
Don't invite me to your State of the Union address because you will end up having to apologize to me for false arrest while a friend of Osama bin Laden's sits behind the "First Lady"!
Don't take a call from me on your radio show because I will call the "President" a liar. His most important duty is not to protect the American people, but to uphold and defend the Constitution!
Don't invite me to respond to your e-mail spam hate shit because I will quote Chomsky and Orwell and Herschberg and drive home the hypocrisy of the Neo-Con lunatics with FACTS!
Don't invite me on to your cable "news" punditry show because I will point out that the "Education President" is going to cut education 28% and is trying to cancel a ground-breaking life-saving pediatrics study (that we already spent $50 million to prepare for) because we have spent upward of HALF A TRILLION DOLLARS on an illegal, unprecedented, public-manipulating counter-productive, bin Laden-pleasing, multiple-amputee-producing LIE of a war!
Don't invite me to speak to your high-school students, because I will tell them the truth as I know it to be!
Don't invite me to the Grammies because I will say "Bring 'Em Home!"
Don't invite me to present at the Academy Awards because I will call the "President" exactly what he is - fictitious!
Don't invite me anywhere, because I can't be kept from "being rude" and TELLING THE TRUTH!