Let's pick a Republican to slap the crap out....figuratively speaking....

[kentuck]

of course. But my #1 pick would be Orrin Hatch, followed closely by Bill Thomas and Ted Stevens...

Got any nominees?

[Jackpine Radical]

1. First explain why

it has to be done FIGURATIVELY.

[Sydnie]

2. I'll take a biggie size order of Sessions and Sensenbrener please

edit- I said Sensenberger! :rofl:

[Oceansaway]

3. Rove

[Road Scholar]

4. Minnesita's Coleman. He just had to kiss GWB's ass this week

in the FEMA hearing.

[rzemanfl]

6. Know anyone in the aircraft maintenance field? n/t

[Road Scholar]

11. No, is that his calling?

[rzemanfl]

14. No, but he must fly, and justice can be poetic from time to time. nt

[laheina]

10. And Brownie took a bite out of him. :) nt

[Road Scholar]

13. Now, that he did! Good for Brownie. nt

[DemInDistress]

5. senselessbrenner is my pick..followed by Frist,Hastert

and stevens..but senselessbrenner above all others..where do I begin? how can I help?

[dragonlady]

17. Support Bryan Kennedy, his hard-working challenger

Bryan is a great candidate, and running against Sensenbrenner for the second time he can win. Go here for more info: http://bk2006.org
If you're in southeast Wisconsin, you could volunteer for the campaign. If not, there is always the financial dimension ( www.actblue.com/list/sbwi )

[DemInDistress]

18. sorry..I'm in NYC and I'm broke...I can call..I can email

but I sincerely hope senseless gets beat...

[saltpoint]

7. How about we split up and we each slap the crap out of a Republican of

our choice?

There's too many deserving Republicans out of whom crap should be slapped.

I'd like to have dibs on John Cornyn.

[Caretha]

31. I like the way you think

Since I'm down here in Texas I'll start with Delay.

[saltpoint]

40. Excellent choice. Nobody in the GOP more deserving than Tom DeLay. nt

[Justpat]

41. Can I come help?

That would be my top pick.

[Caretha]

45. Sure

I'll bring the pizza paddles. You want the face cheeks or the butt cheeks?

[Justpat]

46. I'd really, really like to start in on the face cheeks.

You are so kind to ask.

[Caretha]

48. That works for me

I have a hankering to see rosey red butt cheeks myself.

[Clark2008]

8. Bill Fucking Frist!

Of course, I'm a Tennessean, so I'm biased.

[napi21]

9. Ahhhh, so many choices! I'm not sure I can pick just one!

Let's see, Pile on DeLay, Secure a real problem with Frist, go after the new majority leader Boehner, how about Allen who's going to run for Pres, or dump a little more dirt on Santorum?

I'm sorry, I just can't narrow the field!

[laheina]

12. Boehner

How the hell does he get people to call him BAYner? I mean, look at his name! :P

[napi21]

16. If you're familiar with the German language, you'd understand.

The O should have an umlat, thus pronounced similar to "ou". Combine that with the e and you have "oue" as in (y)ou. Now, if we all want to really try to pronounce that correctly, it would be Bouener.

Hell, I don't care how he pronounces his name. We should consistnatly point out the HE was the guy caught handing out checks on the House floor during a vote to bribe other members for their vote! HE is connected to the Abramoff scandal!

Call him anything you want, he's still DIRTY!

[laheina]

23. I'm shamed!

I am german, and I've never learned! Partly because I know that I will be forced to read Kant and Hegel, and they are bad enough in english.

These ethnocentric rightists also tend to Anglicize everything.

But you're right, he's still a crooked weenie. :kick:

[napi21]

24. Not a problem. I was forced to take 3 years of German in HS.

Still can't speak the language though. But then again, that was a VERY LONG time ago!!!!

[Cleita]

15. Bill Thomas, my POS Congressman has to be first.

I've been holding back a letter he wrote me when I bitched about how Katrina victims were being treated. I have to research some of the doublespeak in it so that I know for sure what I am talking about, but this guy deserves to be exposed for what he is, a corporate whore for the pharma and for profit health insurance industry. I don't think Orrin is that corrupt, but I may be wrong, because he too is a POS.

[Zynx]

19. Tom Coburn

I hate the bastard. I also hate Jeff Sessions.

[KittyWampus]

53. JD Hayworth is the one that raises my hackles like no other.

[Road Scholar]

20. I know, Everybody pick one out Monday. Just walk up to him

and slap the living shit out of him (or her) and say "Thanks for ruining our country Asshole" and walk away.

[DeadManInc]

21. How could you stop after 1 hit?

[Road Scholar]

22. Ha! You've got a point there. nt

[imperial jedi]

25. Impossible to pick just one.

the dark side surrounds them all.

[DeadManInc]

26. National bitch-slap a repuke day! I like the sound of that

[DemGirl7]

27. There's too many to pick from

I, Personally, can't stand any conservative/Repuke anymore, and I want beat the crap out of all of them, every single one of them. I've always hated their guts, but since the Alito comfirmation something snapped in my head on that day, and ever since that day I've been wanting to actually destroy all of these jerks or at least beat them senseless.

[Webster Green]

28. I would like to nominate Jeff Sessions...

His voice makes me cringe. He is such a whiny little asswipe.

[Ksec]

29. Bill Thomas would be a good one.

The guy makes me crazy with his arrogant snobbery.

I wouldnt mind smacking the shit out of him myself.

And of course the whacko patrol, hannity , rush and coulter.

[proud2BlibKansan]

30. On behalf of all Kansans with sense - Sam Brownback

Then Rick Santorum and Tom DeLay.

[kayice]

51. Here! Here! I'll help you, and you can help with Roberts.

[sandrakae]

32. I couldn't just pick one. Here is my list maybe we could do them in order.

1. Ann Coulter
2. Dick Cheney
3. Karl Rove
4. Donnald Rumsfield
5. John McCain
6. Bill Frist
7. Rick Santorum
8. Arlen Spector
9. Tom Delay
10. Pat Robertson
11. Jean Schmidt
12. Katherine Harris

[Redneck Socialist]

33. Pombo out in California

He's one of the most evil motherfuckers in the House. Never met a tree he didn't want to cut down.

[Nutmegger]

36. I'll second Pombo

This guy is a total nutjob. Then again they all are.:grr:

[LibertyorDeath]

34. This Shit Weasel!

Lie berman

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

35. My list at this moment:

Kyl
Hatch
Sessions
Falwell
Frist
Rove
*
Chainy
Laura
Coulter
J.D. Hayworth

[stevedeshazer]

37. No list is complete without Ted Stevens

[upi402]

38. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE OF THOSE BASTARDS!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Snotcicles]

39. How about under the desk Nellie aka Ben Nelson POS DINO n/t

[spanone]

42. I'll take my asshat senator bill frist.

[madokie]

43. Yes, dr tom and inhofe for a couple

this list could get so big I might miss Rev. Lowrey on fox this morning, Yes, I am going to watch fox for the first time on purpose today, followed closely by a good warm shower with lots of soap.

[B Calm]

44. Quack Quack Scotty

[distantearlywarning]

47. Rick Santorum.

And I hope that, figuratively speaking, he does get the crap slapped out of him this fall!

[ourbluenation]

49. GEORGE ALLEN - the next rethug pres nominee - bank on it!

start swiftboating his ass now! give them a taste of their own meds

[kayice]

50. PAT ROBERTS

[Twist_U_Up]

52. lieberman please nt

[chimpymustgo]

54. F*cking MCCAIN. The media's Mr. Wonderful. He's a *-hugging asshat.

And that stunt he pulled on Obama last week was Rovian. Of course Tweety declared this morning "McCain won that one!)