my headline: "Bloated Monster shoots another Rich Guy"- what's yours?

[npincus]

hmmm? What headline would you write for the Cheney-shoots-friend story?

[beingthere]

1. Better they shoot each other than innocent birds and animals. n/t

[rzemanfl]

2. "New bird species discovered, 'Al Quailda.'" n/t

[bklyncowgirl]

10. I like that, cute. nt

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. No military experience proves dangerous for friends of the VP

[sarcasmo]

4. Satan shoots his friend.

[malaise]

5. Can't wait for this weeks

cartoons

[Dees]

6. Repuglicans...Shoot first..think later........n/t

[ucmike]

7. "White House Declares Quails Enemy Combatants"

subheading: "Dem Coddling of birds blamed in shooting of Prominent Repub Donor"


or

"Lobbyist arranges rides in Cheney's ambulance in exchange for Campaign donations"

[Scurrilous]

8. "Dick Accidently Discharges." n/t

[WillyT]

14. ROFLMAO !!!

:bounce::rofl::bounce:

Perfect!!!

:hi:

[unblock]

9. THESE are the guys you want in charge of your safety!?

[entanglement]

11. Old, almost dead white guy shot by old, UNdead white guy

n/t

[npincus]

12. Big LOL

[long_green]

13. "VP declares Man to be 'most interesting prey'...

orders Wyoming ranch to be stocked with Katrina evacuees."

[BuyingThyme]

15. Big Dick Prematurely Discharges Load

[johnnie]

16. "VP's military experience comes in handy once again"

[long_green]

23. great!

nm

[Road Scholar]

17. More distractions on the networks from the issues nt

[npincus]

25. ... But wouldn't you say this story adds to the overall picture of

B*shco's ineptitude, incompetence and failure? And reminds us all that these 'quail-hunters' have very little in common with the average working man/woman who does not ride polo-ponies, play cricket, and shoot quail in their spare time?

i don't think this distraction hurts, it's just another embarrassment for the WH. After all, it's not like one of FUX's missing white-woman or dead white yuppie honeymooner stories.

[Catshrink]

18. Don't Say Duck to Dick

or maybe Don't Duck with Dick.

[Plaid Adder]

19. Cheney Vows To Stick To Neck-Biting From Now On

Says Birdshot 'Makes Victims Too Crunchy'

The Plaid Adder

[npincus]

26. LOL

I'll bet schlepping around that dirt-filled coffin on day trips is cumbersome.

[peekaloo]

20. Cheney's defense: DUCK season isn't for another few months.

[Beelzebud]

21. VP launches Pre-Emptive Strike against possible threat.

[HeeBGBz]

22. Dick After Bird Nails Geezer

Or some such.

[FormerRepublican]

24. Dick dodges bullet, lawyer doesn't