Caption this dead-eye Dick picture

[tocqueville]

[Aviation Pro]

1. Take a coupla steps back willya....

...I wanna try this sucker out.

[DemInDistress]

2. I'll be using this on my next hunting trip..I have just the guy in mind..

[Kierkegaard]

3. "This thing looks like my aorta."

[Jade Fox]

4. "Don't worry, I'm an expert at handling weapons!"

I handled those Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq so well they disappeared!

[YOY]

5. "So then I took it out of his cold dead hands laughing all the way!"

n/t

[DefenseLawyer]

6. Oh yes sir

It is big. Very big, sir. Oh my god, it's HUGH!

[Twist_U_Up]

7. 2 in the same

[BuyingThyme]

8. Which is the shootin' end?

[tocqueville]

10. lol nt

[buzzard]

9. Stay away from my babies.

[0007]

19. Pretty birds. One is a DYH what is the other parrot?

I have a DYH bappy that will two this June.

[buzzard]

22. The other is a red lored amazon doesn't talk as well as the Yellow

but is more affectionate.

[0007]

23. Diego talks & sings very well in three different octaves -

He hasn't been too affectionate, but the last few weeks he has been.

[jimshoes]

11. I haven't peppered

anyone in months.

[Blackthorn]

13. God, it's nearly as big as my...

...ego.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

12. Next week I'm having this baby implanted in my penis. n/t

[Zynx]

14. Ohhhh boy. I can't wait to "pepper" somebody with this.

That will be old school.

[Rocknrule]

15. This is why they call me Dick

[Tesla]

17. The VP's daughter Mary recently wrote a book titled.......

"The Only Dick I Love is Daddy"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

16. "What a lovely goalie stick! Thank you!'

Umm sir.... oh nevermind.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

18. The safety? What's a safety?

:nuke:

[jazzjunkysue]

20. "I keep missing the president, but my aim's getting better."

-or-
"Holding this almost makes me feel like a man. Let's go bomb someone."

[jazzjunkysue]

21. "This might be easier than sucking people's blood."

[Hubert Flottz]

24. "Ole Betsy will bring down a frivolous lawyer at 30 paces PDQ"

"She's never failed me yet! Wait till I get ole Whit back from the taxidermist, he'll look good in the gameroom!"

[Road Scholar]

25. Hey dick, if you file that front sight off, and polish it a bit with

steel wool, when you piss somebody like Whittington off with it again and they shove it up your ass and you try to pull it back out it wont hurt so bad.