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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:36 AM
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Al Gore never shot anyone!
I mean he had nothing to prove, because he went to Vietnam and wasn't a coward.
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Tesla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:39 AM
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1. Thanks, I needed a laugh.
Man, Dick is one scary guy.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 06:45 AM
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2. Dick just can't measure up!
He had better things to do than to defend his country in Vietnam.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:30 AM
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3. Al Gore never mistook a Quail from an al-Qaeda.
Not even a Dan Quail!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:53 AM
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5. Hubert...it was those KILLER QUAILs ....they planned to fly close
so as to cause confusion and delusion...sho nuff....the VP got excited and shot a round toward said Quails...result...Quails 1, VP 0 and Worthington victim

I wonder why we are not seeing pictures of the peppered face...must be pretty bad after removing 52 BBs from the mans Face...

Perhaps some Hospital staff would take pictures? Worth about $657687970.09
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 08:02 AM
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6. If the guy was a lawyer you can bet there are 3423454098786754
pictures of his assorted boo-boos and contusions. Cheney even wants to kill maim and mangle on his day off! What a Guy!

The taxpayers will end up paying the guy's doctor bills I'll bet. I heard Dick wanted to have the guy stuffed so he could hang him up with the other hunting trophies. The word is the guy scored 350 points on the Boone and Crockett scale and had a 12" beard...
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BeyondThePale Donating Member (895 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-13-06 07:46 AM
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4. GOP response: See Gore is a wimp - never shot anyone!
SARCASM!!!!!!
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