EYAH!!! Local RW fucktard retaliates for Cheney nudge with Clinton slur.

[Tyler Durden]

I promise you all: I have REALLY been trying to get along with "Zippy the Pinhead" who trekked off to Iraq to Free the Iraqis for Bush. Of course he spent his whole time as an MP (at one of the "Detention Facilities) so he wasn't much in "harm's way," but who's counting here?

Anyway...

I commented on Cheney, saying he'd put a bad light on Hunters (of which Zippy is) by being unable to tell the difference between a quail and a 78 year old banker, for which I got this:

"OH, YOU MEAN LIKE CLINTON DISGRACED HIMSELF BY COMMITTING PERJURY BY LYING UNDER OATH?"

I give the fuck up. As long as the government is supported and propped up by idiots like this, Revolution is inevitable.

[The Backlash Cometh]

1. Look at my sig.

Tell him this country would have been better off if the worst thing Bush did during his presidency was commit perjury over a matter of a blow job.

[Coexist]

2. the Mighty Clenis strikes again!!! n/t

[acmejack]

3. It is their answer for everything.

We cannot worry about the here and now, we must resort to debating events a decade in the past. I too have given up arguing with the damned idiots. It is like trying to teach a pig to sing-it wastes your time & annoys the pig.

[Lasher]

5. No one died when Clinton lied (EOM)

[Tyler Durden]

14. I know, I know.

You can't even make a JOKE in their presence.

There's no middle ground. They are the FASCISTS, and there will be no peace on earth until the last one has passed, and it won't happen in my lifetime.

DOG help the children.

[jschurchin]

4. You know it's tough.....

to have a battle of wits when your opponent has no ammunition.:rofl: :rofl:

[evirus]

6. i would have replied

find me a man that would tell the truth about an afair when they where accused of it.

i mean come on hes not a robot, and hes not a stupid moron who cant speak, *looks at the donation drive banner*

[Tyler Durden]

11. Nope. He's a MORON.

This is the guy who:

...told ME (USN/USMC vet) that I should have "LIBBIE" tatooed on my forehead so "REAL AMERICANS" could keep track of me,

...said on another occasion that he could get me a t-shirt with a well placed target, that way it could be over quickly,

...took his CCW and SUV, drove down to DETROIT, and strolled around the Cass Corridor looking for muggers,

...kept a "Seal of the Democratic Party" with a crying baby on his WALL of his OFFICE for THREE YEARS after the 2000 election.

ETCETERA.

Nope. Shave this guy's head, Put him in a clown suit. He's ZIPPY the rePuke.

[Mythsaje]

13. He should be glad that "real Americans"

like Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, and Thomas Paine can't hear him talking like that. THEY were real Americans--he's just a wannabe.

[rfranklin]

7. But there was no disgraceaccording to the American people...

Clinton's approval during the height of the impeachment was twice what Bush has now.

[tanyev]

8. Those were good times for the Reich Wing.

They just can't let go of it and move on.

[Ioo]

9. I had a friend like that, you know how I shut him up?

I told him bad behavior does not justify bad behavior. Did Clinton do some things wrong, sure, but that is not the topic at hand. When it happened it was discussed to no end. It is over, lets talk about the topic at hand, and remember, just because one Bobby's mom lets him stay up late, does not make it right.

That really shut him up, because it is not valid to try to somehow say that well Clinton was bad, therefore all bad behavior is now okay...

Every time he says something about it, say,” So you are going to justify bad behavior of this president because of what Clinton did? Bad behavior does not justify bad behavior"

ALmost like raising a child, these right wingers.

[Tyler Durden]

12. impossible.

Bush is right, Bush is Moral, Bush never lies, it's the LEFTIES out to get him...

Clinton is EVIL, everything he did poisoned AMERIKKKA...

No talking to this asshole. I made the mistake by opening my mouth in his presense.

[ET Awful]

10. Yes, but when Clinton misfired, all he did was stain a dress.

When Cheney misfired, someone could have died.

[sinkingfeeling]

15. Yes, of course, Clinton was under oath, something that no one in

this criminal administration will ever consent to being! Just think of how many DOZENS of Bush & Co. employees would have committed perjury. We have to build another jail just to hold all of them!

[abluelady]

16. You need to frame your criticism differently

something like, Clinton may have had sex in the WH, but Cheney can't doesn't know the difference between a bird and a man. Prempt them!

[Tyler Durden]

18. Obviously, you never argue with "Zippy.":

There are SO MANY of them.

And they're like a paraphrase of the God Bumper sticker: "Bush Said It, I Believe It, That Settles It."

No point.

[SammyWinstonJack]

17. Touchy touchy, isn't he?

:rofl:

[lapislzi]

19. You're right: give up

There are some minds that cannot be changed (I'm being charitable in my suggestion that Zippy in fact HAS a mind). Save your own sanity and don't bother. Been there, tried that. The best thing about beating your head against a wall is that it feels so good when you stop!

[gratuitous]

20. Devastating rejoinder from your fucktard friend

The only problem with it is that it isn't true. Clinton did not lie under oath, and never committed perjury.

[Laelth]

21. Remember this response.

All Clinton shot was his wad!

Sorry if that's a little crass. Crass, but true.

-Laelth

[Roland99]

22. Check this posting on another board by the Freeper mindset:

Most of you will never understand why it is that most of us serving take great pride in our service and in our mission, but the man who posted that has a good reason and a great dedication to duty.

I've had 2.5 trips during the last 10 years to the ME, with the last being in Afghanistan, Kuwait, and Iraq. I will likely go over again once I have completed more training. Each time I head out I do so in complete support of our President and this country, and nothing you anti's say or do will change that.

If any of you ever discovered the whole truth, or took a moment to study the real world, then you might have a chance to glimpse the logic, reason, and morality of our war on terrorism. Regardless of WMD's or whatever reasons you believe were the "false" ones which led us to war, there are a dozen other real reasons that hold true to this day. THOSE are the reasons we continue to fight, and THOSE are the reasons I continue to serve.

Those who understand, DO...those who do not understand, DONT DO. In other words, some of us who have our eyes open, and have been raised right, will serve and protect with honor and pride; while those who remain blind will just sit back and whine, cry, and opine from the safety of their computer chairs.

Which are you?

Completely and utterly delusional. It's no wonder the US is so hated in the rest of the world now. It's no surprise things like Abu Ghraib are happening on a daily basis. It's no wonder people like David Airhart come back and tell the tales they have.

[mwb970]

23. That's amazing.

Most of the Bushbots are not quite that reflexive in bringing Clinton up in response to everything.

It's like OJ's supporters saying that sure he killed his wife, but look at the awful things Jack the Ripper did!

[Tyler Durden]

24. Fucktard update:

I cornered him in the breezeway (He's about 6'4" and 275 pounds: he spent his deployment as a prison guard, working out and getting his picture taken with Toby Keith. No shit.)

I said that we had both said things today and in the past (he tried to pull the "oh politics is nothing to me..." but I cut him off). I said it was time we stopped saying anything to each other except for cordialities, and that if he over heard me or I over heard him, I would not and he would not any longer take personal offense. DEAL? Deal.

I DO NOT expect it to hold. He frankly doesn't have the brain or willpower to not assert his testosterone soaked self.

[Catherine Vincent]

25. That's just pathetic!