Cheney is clearly out of control

[DoYouEverWonder]

and should retire gracefully as soon as possible.

I mean look at some of his bizarre behavior in the last few years. Everything from telling a US Senator to go fuck himself on the Senate floor, to dressing totally inappropriately for the Holocaust Memorial last year, to seriously injuring another man while hunting yesterday.

Considering Cheney's medical history and a record of bizarre and dangerous behavior (even if it was an accident), I think Cheney needs to be set out to pasture ASAP, before he nukes Iran and kills the rest of us.

[On Par]

1. Figure Out How To Get A Republican Congress To Agree.

[NanceGreggs]

3. Put them all in hunting gear ...

... and let Cheney loose with a gun? THAT could be rather persuasive.

[petersjo02]

2. I missed the one about the Holocaust memorial...

What was he wearing?

[NanceGreggs]

7. A fur-trimmed hooded parka ...

Everyone else (and I do mean EVERYONE) was appropriately dressed in dark suits, morning coats, etc.

Our esteemed VP, representing OUR country, showed up dressed like he was deeking out early to go to a football game. And it's not like the guy doesn't OWN A SUIT!

Shameless.

[DoYouEverWonder]

8. Here you go

28 January 2005

Cheney at the anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz in southern Poland.

[CottonBear]

10. All of the heads of state and royalty representing their countries were

wearing somber all black dress outfits with black overcoats, black fur coats and elegant hats, shoes and gloves.

Cheney wore some sort of shiny green with fur trimmed hood, military issue Arctic outfit with brown work boots. Lynn Cheney wore something similar in black.

It was completely inappropriate and he stood out like a sore thumb. :(

[Nitrogenica]

4. Here's a better story.

http://www.forbes.com/work/feeds/ap/2006/02/11/ap2518368.html

[pinniped]

Obviously loaded with beta software.

I saw this on the newsrack in the grocery store and it was hilarious.

[movonne]

5. Maybe getting rid of Chaney is their plan...maybe put in Condi or

McCain...for presidential run..

[DoYouEverWonder]

9. I don't care who they nominate

Rice will never get confirmed by Congress. Those rich white repugs don't want no black girl for VP.

[Beelzebud]

6. Cheney is unhinged, angry, and unstable. Not fit for office!

[Jane Austin]

14. You forgot Compulsive Liar.

Sadly.

[megatherium]

11. An armed society is a polite society,

and let me tell you, I will be very deferential if I'm ever in the same place as Cheney.

[Warpy]

12. Arrogant rich white bastard syndrome

is Cheney's disease. However, yesterday showed that his eyesight and/or his reaction time may be failing. In any case, it should be a wakeup call that his days of firing a gun anywhere but on a firing range are OVER.

I don't know anyone over the age of 14 who's swung a gun around like that following game without knowing exactly where his companions are, and I don't know a single one who actually shot someone because of it. They've always managed to catch sight of the person at the last instant and hold their fire.

Cheney is a menace with a gun, even if the "prey" are tame birds.

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Especially if there was only for of them out there on private land

If the guy was really behind him, Cheney would have had to turn around 180 degrees to get him. That's quite a spay pattern!