Dear Miss Manners,

[Jackpine Radical]

I got an invitation from my buddy Dick to go hunting with him nest weekend and want to decline, but I just don't know how. You see, I generally enjoy hunting, but somehow I just don't feel safe around him. The problem is somewhat complicated by the fact that in addition to being my buddy, he is also my boss, so how can I gracefully extricate myself from this mess?
(Signed)
Scooter

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. Gee, Scooter, I don't know

Maybe recanting your testimony to someone named Fitzgerald and going to prison quietly like a good boy would help.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Gentle Reader,

Have you considered the federal witness protection program?

Miss M.

[LiberalinNC]

3. Dear Scooter, just tell Dick the samething he's been known for saying

"Go F yourself".

Sincerely,

Ms. Manners
:Evilgrin:

[MADem]

4. (SNARL!!!!) Lissen UP, Scooter!!! You're a going huntin' with me, see?

Why??? Because I SAID SO, see???

Now get over there and pick up that quail for me.....see????

[koopie57]

5. I suggest you forego manners and take the first shot nt