Is it true that the guy who Cheney shot was not only a senior citizen, but

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

was also unarmed, and wearing only a loincloth? :shrug:

I only know what I read on fr, hear on Rush, and see on FOX.

[Tace]

1. I Understand That He Was "Very Birdlike In Appearance"

Thus, the very understandable reason he was shot.

[incapsulated]

9. rofl!

That. Was funny. :rofl:

[redwitch]

2. Yes the war on the elderly is now official

n/t

[central scrutinizer]

5. fixing social security - one senior at a time

Hey, if you're dead, you can't draw benefits.

[dogday]

3. He had a head shaped like a Quail

anyone would of made the same mistake even at that close range....:wtf:

[boobooday]

4. He deliberately stepped into the line of fire

He's such an idiot. He saw Cheney's finger on the trigger, and he jumped in front of Cheney and said . . . look, I'm Scooter! From there on out, it was just reflexes.

[Justitia]

6. OMG! I just spit all over my computer - LOL! -eom

[boobooday]

7. That is seriously the spin over at FR

Well, okay except for the Scooter part. :-)

[Catherine Vincent]

8. Cheney shot him because he moved to the left and not the right.