Has anyone heard Cheney hunting story from 2 yrs ago? "Maniac with a gun"

[Laura PourMeADrink]

Has anyone ever heard that this is true? LOOKING FOR A RELIABLE LINK>>

According to informed sources on Maryland's Eastern Shore, two years ago Cheney was shooting at ducks from a duck blind in Trappe, a Maryland Eastern shore town where former Secretary of State James Baker III maintains a residence. The sources reveal that Cheney nearly accidentally shot half of his hunting party and Secret Service detail. Eyewitnesses to the Maryland duck hunting incident claim that Cheney is "trigger happy" and a "maniac with a gun."

[Hissyspit]

1. I remember that report, and it sounds pretty true to me in light of recent

event(s), so who knows...

[Jack from Charlotte]

7. Anyone have a link? This would be useful to news outlets.*

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[Laura PourMeADrink]

9. can't give it bacause it is from a site that DU has banned.

[mattclearing]

14. But you'll paste the information from it as fact?

:shrug:

[Laura PourMeADrink]

18. No, I pasted it saying "has anyone else heard this?" I, like you

am looking for a link. I'll add that on edit. Thanks

[mattclearing]

19. Cool.

I'm surprised we haven't heard about this already in the past two days.

[Frustratedlady]

2. You wrote....

"Cheney is "trigger happy" and a "maniac with a gun."

Made me think that he's the same as a VP.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

6. Interesting. The parallel between his personal life and his

governing life, huh. Definitely not a beacon of peace and harmony.

[savemefromdumbya]

3. I shall avoid St Michaels, MD from now on

I heard this too

[bluethruandthru]

4. I wouldn't be surprised.

I think we've always known big dick was trigger happy..whether he's shooting birds and friends or blowing up the people of Iraq. The only time he didn't want to shoot was when there was a chance someone might shoot back....Vietnam.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

8. Ha. That was one of the jokes - Cheney finally sees action !

[cleofus1]

5. well here is an opportune time to

reveal the lyrics to my latest parody song...i call it "big dick cheney"

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YOU KNOW WHO I AM...DON’T SAY THAT YOU DON’T...I’M A SHOTGUN
A7
DADDY...GOTTA NOTCH IN MY BELT...THEY CALL ME BIG DICK....BIG
E
DICK CHENEY DON’T ASK ME FOR LOVE...DON’T ASK FOR
E7
PITY...KICK YOUR DOG AND BITE THE HEAD
A7
OFF YOUR KITTY...I’M A SHOTGUN DADDY

FROM THE GREAT BIG CITY...THEY CALL ME
B7 E
BIG DICK...BIG DICK CHENEY....
A7
I SHOT MY FRIEND IN THE HEAD...I’M A BAD
E7
ASS SON...DON’T THINK YOU’RE

DIFFERENT...WON’T HELP YOU
B7
NONE...BECOUSE I’M BIG DICK...I’M A BIG DICK
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CHENEY YEAH!
E
LET’S GO HUNTING I’M A REAL GOOD

SHOT...DEAD EYE DICK...I KID YOU NOT...BRING
A7
YOUR LITTLE SISTER AND YOUR MOTHER
E7
TOO...YOU BRING YOUR WOMEN AND I’LL
B7
BRING MY CREW...BECOUSE I’M BIG DICK...I’M
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BIG DICK CHENEY... I’LL TAKE ALL COMERS AND I WON’T TAKE

SIDES...I’LL KICK YOUR ASS...ALONE I TURN
B7
THE TIDE...BECOUSE I’M BIG DICK....BIG DICK
E
CHENEY

[Laura PourMeADrink]

11. you get a heart for that !!

[cleofus1]

20. thank you darlin'

thank you very much...

[Laura PourMeADrink]

23. cleofus1

If you make an album on your song, here's a pic for the cover. warning "lewd"
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/91486/

[Greylyn58]

10. The old bastard is a Death Dealer

and loves doling it out!! Just don't get in his way!!

[Maru Kitteh]

12. He likes to kill hand raised tame animals dozens at a time - yes of course

he's a maniac with a gun. I can't believe he had to shoot a lawyer before people paid attention. Most people tend to think more highly of animals than they do of lawyers.

[madokie]

13. I know one thing fore shore, chenney is a maniac

as my neighbor says I see evil in those eyes.

[yorkiemommie1]

17. and that sneer didn't get there from years of beatific smiles

his soul, or the lack thereof, is all too evident on his face.

remember when our mamas used to say ' your face will freeze that way if you keep making faces? ' lol!!

[flordehinojos]

15. ANY CHANCE OF SENDING SONY BOY QUAIL HUNTING WITH UNCA DICK?

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[SammyWinstonJack]

16. !

:evilgrin:

[Laura PourMeADrink]

21. you made me think..What if it had been VP Quayle and Quail n/t

[lonestarnot]

22. Put a steel pot on the bitch and ship him out to Iraq.

[Felix Mala]

24. Good thing he got a 'pass' on Vietnam... He'd have killed dozens

of our soldiers...

[WinkyDink]

25. With glee, I might add.

[maddezmom]

26. locking

Wayne Madsen or WayneMadsenReports is not an allowed site on DU; with or without a link.