Things I've learned from Fox News about reporting "incidents"

[CatWoman]

It's ok for Dick Cheney not to release details of the shooting for 24 hours because Bill Clinton did the same when he broke his foot while staying at a friends house some years ago.

I shit you not.

I couldn't sleep and was flipping thru the stations.

I came upon Fox, and saw Bob Bechel was there to give the Democrats perspective. I forgot the name of the looney rabid asshole republican who spouted that shit.

Oh, by the way, the Republican also pulled the Teddy Kennedy card as well.

[Crazy Dave]

1. 20 years from now...

...we'll still see Ted Kennedy card, even after he is deceased and the all time "Clinton did the same thing" card.

You won't be able to count on social security or medicare 20 years from now but you can count on hearing the above.

[StaggerLee]

2. So a broken foot warrants a police report?

I think not.

Betcha the POS who spouted that also has a kitchen sink up his/her arse.