Dummy Up, Scooter!

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From the Raleigh, NC News and Observer's Barry Saunders:

Accident my eye. Or rather, Harry Whittington's eye.
If you believe it was just an accident that Vice President Dick Cheney shot his hunting companion last weekend, you obviously have never seen "The Godfather" movies.

Just as surely as a fish wrapped in a bulletproof vest means "Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes," that shotgun blast to Whittington's face was meant to convey that I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby had better bite his tongue and forget about testifying against Cheney, his former boss, in the Valerie Plame spy case.

What'll it be, Scooter: a case of amnesia or lead poisoning?

The woman who owns the ranch on which the shooting occurred said Whittington shot a bird, went to retrieve it and then snuck up on Cheney.

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1. aw hell why don't they just admit it

they were hunting in the nude as part of their annual rites to remain in power. They were planning on eating a live sacrificial human liberal baby, and Cheney had sent his SS detail far away from him.

He had just finished gargling "ollie ollie oxen free" when Old Whittington leaped out of the bushes and shallawnged Cheney to a swordfight. So he shot him. Then he ate the baby.

It's the only possible explanation.

:shrug: