BEST ONE YET - CHENEY HUNT VICTIM HAS HEART SCARE!

[debbierlus]

BOO!

http://www.cnn.com/

[Stand and Fight]

1. Sheesh!

Who thinks up these story lines? n/t

[MADem]

2. A more accurate title would actually say what happened to that guy

Birdshot discharged at man by VeePee causes his erratic heartbeat

The way they are describing it, it's like the ole geezer was just frail. The truth is, if there had been no birdshot, there would be no heart problems, no scare at all....Cheney caused this. Plain and simple.

[debbierlus]

6. To be fair - it did say CHENEY'S HUNT VICTIM

I think that puts it on Cheney.

[MADem]

10. Point taken--perhaps BIRDSHOT SCREWS UP HEART OF CHENEY's HUNT VICTIM

[livvy]

3. What would happen if this guy had more....

complications, and passed away? Would there be additional charges filed?

[MnFats]

7. "additional" charges? Are there any at all yet?

perhaps I missed something but it seemed to me that Cheney would skate on this...

....in most states there would be at least serious consideration of "reckless discharge of a firearm" charges even if they were misdemeanors...

[livvy]

19. I guess I should have been more clear.

Should have just said "any charges".
Don't forget the serious charge of not having that $7.oo stamp on his permit. Boy, that'll put him back a few, eh? :sarcasm:
What's next in bizarro world? It's hard to keep up with this crew.

[MrMonk]

4. "Best headline yet"

Just suggesting.

[skooooo]

5. A 5 mm piece of metal in your heart can do that, alright.

[DetroitProle]

8. does cheney always intentionally look evil?

Just an observation. Is it part of his tough-guy crafted persona, or is he really that dour? Or a combination of both? He's chilling to look at.

[debbierlus]

9. He is Satan Incarnate -

That is just how the devil looks guised in human flesh.

[sui generis]

11. he was cloned from embryonic evil cells

he can't help it. It's w-a-y past "to the bone" with him; it's in his DNA.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

12. Yeah it's SCARY when part of your heart is destroyed by birdshot ripping

into it from a shotgun blast.

[HeeBGBz]

13. Geez, a heart scare on Valentines Day

We all be havin those. Yikes! Theres another one!

[arcos]

14. LA Times is even better: "MAN SHOT BY CHENEY SUFFERS HEART IRREGULARITY"

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-021406cheney_lat,0,7789937.story?coll=la-home-headlines

[caligirl]

15. Sen Leahy says:

Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.), who was once on the receiving end of a vice presidential obscenity on the floor of the Senate, quipped: "In retrospect, it looks like I got off easy.

[specimenfred1984]

16. Check out Trent (Bigot) Lott's Quote in the Article:

"I went hunting with him and he never shot me," Lott joked, before adding on a more serious note: "He's a great shot. He's a very good sportsman. He dresses the part. He wears the proper clothes. He's very careful about getting in the proper line. I feel very comfortable hunting with him. I'm a lot more dangerous than he is."

Ohhhhhh yeh, ya gotta be careful when "properly" and "safely" shooting 70 lame birds at a time.

[peekaloo]

18. Dear Trent, No one would ever mistake your toupee for a quail.

kisses,

p-lo

[ronnykmarshall]

17. This one's the best .....

National Enquirer:

Cheney Shooting Victim Caught In Love Triangle With Paris Hilton & Tom Cruise