THIS IS A COVER UP: Doc, How many pellets? more than 5 but less than 200

[berni_mccoy]

When the doctor involved in the care of the victim WON'T GIVE A STRAIGHT ANSWER and provides a useless one instead like "Mr. Whittington had more than 5 but "probably less than 150 to 200" pellets lodged in his body." THEN YOU KNOW THIS IS A COVERUP!!!!

(quote from LBN: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2109812)

5 < # shotgun pellets in Mr. Whittington < 200

Maybe he was thinking about the alcohol level of Dead-Eye Dick?!?

[LisaL]

1. Exactly. That's pretty broad range there.

[seabeyond]

2. so he had between 150-200. first a handful. then 50, 100

now we are up to 150 to 200

makes sense as they said 100 would stay in body, and they had surgery to dig a bunch out. probably all the diggin and under for so long that caused the heart issue, hence, we will leave the other 100 in

[bettyellen]

7. the heart attack was caused by the shot moving and touching part of the

heart muscle, the doc admitted. apparently, the heart freaks out over stuff like that.
when scar tissue forms, they should stop moving around.
but yeah, they can't count? makes no sense at all.

[KittyWampus]

10. Scar tissue on the heart is serious, though. It prevents that area from

pumping. I think.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. yep . . . this ole guy is a ventilated, bloody mess.

How much did they pay the doctor?

How badly did they threaten him?

[Mind_your_head]

5. The poor guy (Whittington) ....

....and he was a friend.

[puccini123]

4. Parody Song Takes Aim at Cheney

America’s #1 parody songwriting and performing team, The Bob Rivers Show, takes aim at the recent mishaps of Vice President Dick Cheney with their latest release. The gold record-holding Seattle morning radio show host (KZOK 102.5 FM) has produced “Dick Cheney’s Got a Gun,” a hilarious rendition of Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Got a Gun,” skewering the Vice President’s ineptitude. The new song and others from the Twisted Tunes catalog is available as a free downloadable mp3.
www.bobrivers.com search audio files


“We don't make the news," show host Bob Rivers said. "We just take shots at it. If I were Vice President Cheney, I would have immediately called (SNL executive producer) Lorne Michaels and asked to do the sketch myself. This could be all pre-planned. I picture Cheney asking his good friend Harry Whittington to take one for the team, upstaging stories of prisoner abuse at Guantanamo Bay, domestic spying, and coke- smuggling Air Marshals.

CHENEY'S GOT A GUN

(A Parody of Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Got a Gun)

Produced by The Bob Rivers Show



Dick Cheney’s got a gun

Dick Cheney’s got a gun

The safety’s come undone

He’s squintin’ in the Texas sun

What did our leader do?

Who’d he put a bullet through?



They said when Cheney goes To Texas

You’ll find him huntin’ fish and game

His buddy had it comin’

Cuz when Cheney’s got a gun

He’s just not that good at takin’ aim



Cheney’s got a gun

Dick Cheney’s shot someone

Cindy Sheehan better run

Better watch her liberal buns

Tell him that the war’s not through

He’ll probably put a hole in you



He tracked a little bitty birdy

Hopin’ to blow out its brains

They say the spell that he gets under

From double barrel thunder

Makes his eyes pop out like he’s insane



Run away, run away from the Vice President

Run away, run away, run from Dick Che-ee-ay-ee-nee



Dick Cheney’s got a gun

Cindy Sheehan better run

He a weapon of mass destruction

[newyawker99]

9. Hi puccini123!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[kurth]

6. What's 100 pellets between friends?

Let Republicans shoot each other into extinction.

[applegrove]

8. Err. Tell the doctor to undress the man for god's sake!!! Take a look!

[Stephanie]

11. Couldn't they just look at his puncture wounds?

I think it would be quite evident if he had more than five wounds. You could maybe, I don't know, LOOK at him?