Cheney Shooting Haiku - Democratic Underground

Vinnie From Indy

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:02 AM
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Cheney Shooting Haiku

Here is a great haiku from J Poyser at NUVO.

cheney shoots hunting
partner for his refusing
to go fuck himself

www.nuvo.net/blog/jpoyser

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Dogmudgeon

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:03 AM
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1. He shot a Haiku, too? That bastard!

:evilgrin:

--p!

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Inland

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:05 AM
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2. He shot it five times, then seven, then five. nt

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helderheid

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:44 AM
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17. LMAO

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Road Scholar

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:05 AM
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3. LOL! nt

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Solly Mack

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:07 AM
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4. Mine

Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 10:08 AM by Solly Mack

woe the pundits type
in fell days did Cheney shoot
What? He was not snipe?

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Chiyo-chichi

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:07 AM
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5. OK, here's mine...

Haliburton guy
Reads Shakespeare's Henry the Sixth,
Starts killing lawyers.

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Flirtus

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:08 AM
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6. excellent! n/t

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Chiyo-chichi

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:14 AM
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10. thank yo. Here's another...

Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 10:16 AM by soonerhoosier

Hey there, Harry-boy.
Let's play the game Duck, Duck, Goose.
It's your turn to duck.

PS - thanks to whomever hearted me. :)

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Inland

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:08 AM
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7. Or

Serene piles of dead quail.
Peace is broken! By Harrington!
One shot will restore.

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RaleighNCDUer

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:11 AM
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8. Are Haiku in season?

Does he have a proper stamp?

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elehhhhna

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:14 AM
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9. mine:

Ready, fire, aim! The
Analogy for the Bush
Administration.

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BlacknBlue in Red NC

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:18 AM
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11. Here's another:

Drunken hunter shoots
Hits lawyer instead of quail
Then ducks: 'no comment'

PS: Heart much appreciated, thanks!

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Vinnie From Indy

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:25 AM
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12. Those are some great haikus!

Thanks for the laughs!

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mattclearing

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:27 AM
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13. Got one

One beer too many
Stupid liberal bullshit
That'll show Harry.

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lectrobyte

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:33 AM
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14. hai koo

car door softly shut
eleven year old scotch fumes
pellets breaking flesh

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Chiyo-chichi

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:43 AM
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16. beautiful.

evocative. puts you right there.

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nashville_brook

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Wed Feb-15-06 11:04 AM
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21. that's a great haiku!

regardless of content. love the lyricism.

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marions ghost

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:40 AM
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15. .............."Republican Ethics"

Edited on Wed Feb-15-06 10:42 AM by marions ghost

Whoa looks like we peppered somebody
See Dick & Duck, Hee Haw
Back to Work in the morning

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Frank Cannon

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:48 AM
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18. I'll give it "a shot"

Who drank all the beer?!
Harry? I only had eight!
Come here, old man. CLICK.

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derby378

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:49 AM
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19. Here's another

Not a pellet gun
Not a minor incident
Canned hunts really suck

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tinfoilinfor2005

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Wed Feb-15-06 10:55 AM
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20. Cheney's day in Haiku.

shoot a quail for the table
another in case
important guests might drop by

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