What are all the things Clinton has been blamed for?

[Rocknrule]

Lets see: 9/11, Iraq, teenage oral sex, all of W's screwups, even Abu Gharab. Hell, pretty much everything short of Christ's crucifixion. Did I leave anything out?

[liberal N proud]

1. Everything that has been fucked up by bu$h and co.

[Somawas]

2. Offing Vince Foster. nt

[Tulum_Moon]

4. Murder while he was Gov.

Multple times I think.

[mrcheerful]

3. Yeah, the war between the states, dropping the A-bomb on japan

The alamo, Custers last stand, The Great Depression of 1929, the outing of V Plame, Cheney shooting his friend ( watch it will come out Cheney mistook his friend for Clinton) And every other thing thats happened badly in the history of the united states. After all it was Clinton that told King George to tax tea.

[USA_1]

12. also ...

the Great London fire of 1666 and the Fall in the Garden of Eden!

There reich wing pukesters blamed him for every problem on earth. And their campaign of hatred never stops!

[Chipper Chat]

13. You forgot the Peloponessian Wars

and "2001 A Space Odyssey" not winning the oscar for best picture in 1968.

[Misunderestimator]

5. Definitely nothing as bad as shooting someone in the face

[Rocknrule]

7. He did shoot someone in the face

but not with a shotgun:evilgrin:

[mrcheerful]

14. Nah he missed, got the dress instead, if his aim had been better

then he would have been left alone, maybe.

[Rocknrule]

17. Apparently it would've been all right

if he had given her a facefull of buckshot instead of his DNA

[izzybeans]

6. The Clenis stole my baby.

Everything and the kitchen sink.

[wicket]

8. The suicide of Brit Hume's son

n/t

[1monster]

9. I'm sure I've heard Rush or Sean say that Clinton was the one in the

Garden of Eden who offered Eve THE APPLE, and then nudged Adam in the rib and said, "Are you gonna let her eat the whole thing by herself? Show her who's boss."

[Arkansas Granny]

10. Hasn't he also been blamed for Bush's recession and for

not capturing OBL after the USS Cole was attacked?

[Montauk6]

11. Lot's of swinging gates on his watch

And all ended up closed shut and locked because they were bogus (and WE'RE the suckers because the taxpayers funded these witch hunts!)

"Didn't inhale"
Dissing Sister Souljah and Jesse Jackson (you'd think the Machine would've loved him for that but anyway)
Draftdodging
Whitewatergate
Troopergate
Tarmacgate (aka Haircutgate)
Travelgate
Filegate
Fostergate
Ron Brown's death, then he got blamed for allegedly getting teary-eyed at the funeral only in camera-shot
Nannygate
Lani Guinier & Jocelyn Elders (both attempted and actual appointees with unorthodox viewpoints that were soundly ridiculed)
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
3 Strikes (yes, the Machine criticized him for that)
Rwanda
Somalia
Waco
Ruby Ridge
Oklahoma

[DelawareValleyDem]

15. It would be easier to list the things

freepers haven't blamed Clinton for.

[AlCzervik]

16. the sinking of the Titanic, he was the 3rd man on the grassy knoll

The "Wild pitch" in 86 that help the Red Sox lose the series--for that i can never forgive him and he pitched "walker Texas Ranger" and it got green lighted.