The buckshot stops here.

[Dr.Phool]

New Republican slogan.

Three jokes: I forget who wrote ‘em:

* Did you hear today’s news? It seems Halliburton got the contract to remove the lead from Harry Whittington’s face.
* So, Harry Whittington got some flowers today from the vice president’s office, and that was a nice gesture. But still, there was something a little odd about it, because apparently, the card said, “Please speak into the third daisy from the left.”
* I guess the army knew what it was doing when they gave him those five deferments.

And this, from Petey: New Republican slogan: "The buckshot stops here."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3449870/

From Altercation.