Liberal Lies: a LTTE

[Jackpine Radical]

Dear Editor:
Unscrupulous liberals are now claiming that alcohol might have been involved in Mr. Cheney’s tragic hunting accident. They are saying that there is something suspicious about the 22-hour delay between the time the incident occurred and the time it was reported, claiming that he may have needed that time to sober up before talking to the sheriff’s deputies. They are also trying to make hay out of the fact that Mr. Cheney acknowledged he had had a beer at lunch and that he consumed a quick cocktail right after the accident, as if to conceal the fact he had been drinking while hunting. These wild-eyed critics even have the temerity to suggest that Mr. Cheney’s two convictions for drunk driving may indicate that he has a drinking problem of long standing. Don’t fall for these liberal lies, people. Be assured that your Vice President was cold sober when he whirled around and blasted his 78-year-old hunting buddy in the face with a shotgun.
<Jackpine Radical>

[marmar]

1. Mean, bad, nasty old liberals...

Why can't they tell the truth and play fair just like us....

:nopity:

[tridim]

2. Word!

I like it. :)

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. Those nasty liberals!!

Liars, every single one of them!!

:rofl:

[bunkerbuster1]

4. outstanding

Keeps in character almost as well as Jesus' General.

And that's a mighty fine compliment.

[Libby2]

5. LOL !!

Stone cold sober as a matter of fact..

[Initech]

6. $10 says "Jackpine Radical" is Ann Coulter writing under a psuedonym

Either that, or this guy has guzzled the Kool-Aid.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. Glug, glug. You're onto me.

[sendero]

7. Beautiful...

... I hope someone prints it :)

[Jackpine Radical]

8. I've written several in the same vein & the local paper

always prints them even though it's a wingnut rag.

[sendero]

11. Hehe..

... they are too thick to get it. :)

[upi402]

10. Hey c'mon! Who hasn't shot a friend or two before?

Haven't we all done that in the past?
:shrug:

[otohara]

12. Which Paper - LOL

thanks for posting

[Jackpine Radical]

13. Chippewa Herald (Chippewa Falls, WI).

If it doesn't fly there, I'll send it on to the Eau Claire paper.

[DearAbby]

14. Be assured!!

that your Vice President was cold sober when he whirled around and blasted his 78-year-old hunting buddy in the face with a shotgun.


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sniff sniff

wipes tears of laughter

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[AllieB]

15. Send it to the Boston Globe

they print Republican letters from around the country. I think the tone of your letter would resonate with Bostonians, who are known for their sarcasm/sense of irony. :toast:

[Jackpine Radical]

16. OK--I did it. Now you have to let me know if they publish it.

[AllieB]

27. Cool!

I'll let you know. Here's the link if you want to monitor the LTTE section:

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/letters/

[NJCher]

17. oh did I...guffaw!

Cher

[hiaasenrocks]

18. LOL! I think a lot of people are missing the sarcasm here.

[Jackpine Radical]

20. I'm used to that.

Although, I really only see one "clear miss" in the responses so far. But then both Ann Coulter & I have adams apples, so I guess it's a pretty easy mistake to make.

[johnnie]

19. That's great..lol

I bet a hell of a lot of people will blindly agree with this just because of us filthy libruls..

[B Calm]

21. You might add that the VP was spending an overnight hunting trip

with a female..

[Jackpine Radical]

23. Actually I thought about that & about some of the other

problems with the story, but decided it was cleaner to just stay with the drinking theme. It all builds so nicely to the zinger in the last line & I didn't want to lose that effect.

[Evergreen Emerald]

22. very funny!

[NewJeffCT]

24. terrific

I wish I had written it...

[KyuzoGator]

25. The sad part is, 90% of the readers won't "get it."

Very sad indeed.

[Jackpine Radical]

26. Some will.

And I think it will help coalesce the vague feeling of wrongness a lot of people seem to have about this incident.

[Crunchy Frog]

28. .

[Hissyspit]

29. kick

[Jackpine Radical]

30. Oh well--back up for the Saturday crowd.

[EstimatedProphet]

31. You gave me a good laugh!

I thought that this was a real freeper for a while.

[spanone]

32. That's a riot.

'Be assured that your Vice President was cold sober when he whirled around and blasted his 78-year-old hunting buddy in the face with a shotgun' That's a hilarious statement.

I'd rather think he was so drunk he had no idea what he was up to. Instead a cold sober man WHIRLED AROUND AND BLASTED HIS BUDDY IN THE FACE WITH A SHOTGUN.