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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:26 PM
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Repent- Fundy Email
Never doubt the Word of God!!!

Make a personal reflection about this. Very interesting, read
until the end...
It is written in the Bible (Gatians 6:7):
" Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man
soweth, that shall he also reap.

Here are some men and women who mocked God:

JOHN LENNON:
Some years before during his interview with an American
Magazine, he said:
"Christianity will end, it will disappear. I do not have to
argue about that. I am certain. Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too simple,
Today we are more famous than Him" (1966)".
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were more famous than
Jesus Christ, was shot six times.


TANCREDO NEVES:
During the Presidential campaign, he said if he got 500 votes
from his party, not even God woul d remove him from Presidency. Sure he got the
votes, but he got sick a day before being made President, then he died.


CAZUZA:
During a show in Canecão ( Rio de Janeiro ), whilst smoking his
cigarette, he puffed out some smoke into the air and said: God, that's for you.

I can't even explain how he died.


THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe
the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.


MARILYN MONROE:
She was visited by Billy Graham during a presentation of a show.
He is a preacher and Evangelist and the Spirit of God had sent him to preach to
her.

After hearing what the Preacher had to say, she said:

"I don't need your Jesus"

A week later, she was found dead in her apartment.


BON SCOTT:
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his 1979 songs he sang:

"Don´t stop me, I´m going down all the way, wow the highway to
hell".
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott was found dead, he had
been choked by his vomit.


CAMPINAS/SP IN 2005
In Campinas, a group of friends, drunk, went to pick up a
friend. The mother accompanied her to the car and was so worried about the
drunkenness of her friends and she said to the daughter - holding her hand, who
was already seated in the car: "MY DAUGHTER, GO WITH GOD AND MAY HE PROTECT
YOU",

She responded: ONLY IF HE (GOD) TRAVELS IN THE BOOT, COZ INSIDE
HERE IT'S ALREADY FULL"

Hours later, news came by that they had been involved in a fatal
accident, everyone had died, the car could not be recognized what type of car it
had been, but surprisingly, the boot was intact.

The police said there was no way the boot could have remained
intact. To their surprise, inside the boot was a crate of eggs, none was broken.

Many more important people have forgotten that there is no other
name that was given so much authority as the name of Jesus. Many have died, but
only Jesus died and rose again, and he is still alive. JESUS!!!


P.S: If it was a joke, you could have sent it to everyone. So
are you going to have courage to send this?.

What benefit does it have, if a man gains the whole world but
loses his soul?

What can man give in exchange of his soul? (Mathew 16:26).

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NYC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:30 PM
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1. What percentage of people who died did NOT mock God?
Makes you wonder.
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:46 PM
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11. 100% - nt
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:48 PM
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12. Not considered
I was very careful not to use the G word.
O8)
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GreenPartyVoter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 09:56 AM
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25. No fair bringing logic into this
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Mythsaje Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:31 PM
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2. It's obscene...
Seriously. Their god is a fucking egomaniacal killer.

No wonder fundies are so screwed up.
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apollo56 Donating Member (80 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:31 PM
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3. What on earth are you on -
Edited on Mon Feb-20-06 11:33 PM by apollo56
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:45 PM
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10. I don't get your message
I got this email from a relative, but it is now in my trash.
I got a kick out of how Lennon bought the package.
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genie_weenie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:38 PM
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4. I'm not sure someone who sent this too you is worthy of a response
No, I am sure. They aren't!
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:38 PM
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5.  BELIEVE THIS OR DIE!
Good Lord.
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proud patriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:39 PM
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6. good grief
x(
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:39 PM
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7. John Lennon
Edited on Mon Feb-20-06 11:41 PM by johnaries
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Lennon

"Christianity will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue with that; I'm right and I will be proved right. We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first - rock and roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right, but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me."

*Possibly the most controversial quote Lennon ever made. This quote was published in England's Evening Standard newspaper on March 4, 1966 as part of an interview with writer Maureen Cleave. Rather than a blatant attack on Christianity, Lennon was sympathising with the current state of religion, saying it was a shame that the Beatles had become more important than religion. Religion held no interest for the youth of the time. This single quote (taken out of context - Lennon was often misquoted as stating the Beatles were "bigger than Jesus") was to spark protests across the Bible Belt in America. Beatles records were burned en masse, and the Ku Klux Klan burned a Beatles effigy and nailed Beatles albums to a burning cross.

*"I suppose if I had said television was more popular than Jesus, I would have gotten away with it. I'm sorry I opened my mouth. I'm not anti-God, anti-Christ, or anti-religion. I wasn't knocking it or putting it down. I was just saying it as a fact and it's true more for England than here. I'm not saying that we're better or greater, or comparing us with Jesus Christ as a person or God as a thing or whatever it is. I just said what I said and it was wrong. Or it was taken wrong. And now it's all this."

*News conference in Chicago, where he apologized for the above statement, which was accepted by the Vatican. (11 August 1966)


I think God killed Lennon because Lennon worked for Peace. And GWB can tell you that God is against Peace. :sarcasm:
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:42 PM
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8. Now I'm confused
THE MAN WHO BUILT TITANIC:
After the construction of Titanic, a reporter asked him how safe
the Titanic would be. With an ironic tone he said: "Not even God can sink it"

The result: I think you all know what happened to the Titanic.


God is an iceberg? I always thought of him as an old guy with a beard.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 10:29 AM
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26. They even got that wrong.
Edited on Tue Feb-21-06 10:44 AM by Touchdown
Titanic's designer, Thomas Andrews never said that. Bruce Ismay, Chairman of White Star Line said it, and like Lennon's, it's also mis-translated...

"God himself could not sink this ship."

Over 1000 men "BUILT" the Titanic, so words do matter.

EDIT: ...BTW: Bruce Ismay survived the disaster.
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KharmaTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:42 PM
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9. Saliva Is Fatal
When injested in slow amounts over a long period of time.

Next fairy tale...
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:50 PM
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13. I can explain how Cazuza died. Why can't they?
He died from complications due to AIDS. There. Was that so hard to say?
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 02:28 PM
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27. Now, if he'd spontaneously combusted...
That would have been a bit harder to explain.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-20-06 11:56 PM
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14. Amazing
All those people died. All those people mocked God. Amazingly, that's a 100% perfect correllation! IT MUST BE TRUE!

BTW I AM NOT MOCKING GOD. I am mocking the idjit that sent this out.
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Kelvin Mace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 12:43 AM
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17. I'll mock God
If he can't take a joke, FUCK HIM!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 12:06 AM
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15. So Reagan must've pissed off God and God gave Ronnie
Edited on Tue Feb-21-06 12:30 AM by Oregonian
Alzheimer's and turned him into a drooling vegetable and killed 'im!

And my fundy aunt died of cancer!

And the Pope! The Pope must've really pissed off God 'cuz he died, too!

And Lee Atwater!

Why did all these people I've mentioned PISS OFF the diety? Hmm?
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NanceGreggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 12:27 AM
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16. And then there's ...
"Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man
soweth, that shall he also reap."

GEORGE W. BUSH: "We do not torture."

DICK CHENEY: "There is NO DOUBT that Iraq possesses weapons of mass destruction."

CONDOLEEZA RICE: "I THINK the memo was entitled ..."

COLIN POWELL: "Mobile chemical labs exist throughout the country ..."

GEORGE TENET: "It's a slam-dunk."

PAUL WOLFOWITZ: "This war will pay for itself."

DONALD RUMSFELD: "We KNOW where the WMDs are hidden ..."

TOM DELAY: "I am INNOCENT of all wrongdoing ..."

ALBERTO GONZALES: "The Geneva Conventions are out-dated and QUAINT ..."

PAT ROBERTSON: "Maybe it's just time to assasinate ..."

JERRY FALWELL: "If you're wondering who is to blame for the attacks on 9/11, look to the homosexuals, the abortion-providers ..."

GOD'S RETRIBUTION: PENDING ...
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 02:49 AM
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18. Please.. oh please let me be there to see how God's Retribution plays out.
:popcorn:
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 07:52 AM
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21. You are just confusing the issue
:rofl: Good Job!

Morning Kick! :dem:
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Texacrat Donating Member (286 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 03:21 AM
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19. Rev Martin Luther King Jr ... well that just means God hates black people
Edited on Tue Feb-21-06 03:22 AM by Texacrat
{/sarcasm off}
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 04:25 AM
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20. And we all know what happend to *him*
:sarcasm:
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 08:03 AM
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22. What a silly e-mail.
These people seem to have a lot of time on their hands.
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DemonFighterLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 09:40 AM
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23. Another one I got was about
leaving God off of the WWII monument. It caused a row and one of the people on the list called them on it. Another looked up the truth which was different than the email.

Not to reveal too much, but when "they" get religious enough, they may be able to speak in tongues. That is what I heard anyway. :shrug:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-21-06 09:44 AM
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24. And what's more...
Caligula was a Roman emperor in the early first millenium. He believed he was a god. HE'S DEAD!

Louis XVI was king of France in the late 1700's. He believed he was ordained by God. HE'S DEAD TOO!

ALL people that believe they are gods will be killed by God's wrath!
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