Daryn Kagan broke up with Lard-ass

[npincus]

heard on Steph Miller this morning.

AWWWWWWWWWWW.

[fooj]

1. WTF took the wench sooooo long?

Peace.

[WhiteTara]

5. because he had such great

drugs? :shrug:

[SpiralHawk]

7. Waiting for Valentine's Day to come and go

So she could milk Anal-Cyst-ChickenHawk Boy for another box of chocolates

[fooj]

26. Eeeewww!

I couldn't stick around that rat bastard for the last piece of chocolate in the world.

Peace.

[zbdent]

31. Sexual frustration

Jeff Christie never did get it up looking at her, even with a triple dose of Viagra . . .

[merci_me]

2. So what..........

she's damaged goods now.

[RobertSeattle]

3. Hubba Hubba - Rush is "in play"

http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/392895p-333176c.html

GOOD NEWS, BAD NEWS First the bad news: I hear that right-wing radio guy Rush Limbaugh and CNN daytime anchor Daryn Kagan — who've been dating for nearly two years — are finally kaput. The good news, of course, is that the fabulous Kagan is back on the market.

[flordehinojos]

14. "fabulous kagan"? ....... oh pluueeeaaaaaaaassssssssseeee!

[madokie]

17. who would touch that girl now geeze

[BiggJawn]

20. Like he ever touched her in the first place....

Like all her predescessors, she was just there so Ol' Gush could go "Look, Ma! I gotta girlfriend! I ain't no sissy-boy!"

[madokie]

28. I shoulda' thought of that, I bet she got tired of the shelf he put her on

and the fact he would forget to dust her off, my bad.

[Uncle Joe]

39. I would think, she must have cooties now,

there is no cure for this.

[The Backlash Cometh]

4. I heard another freakie break-up on the radio, but I didn't catch the name

Something about ten million dollars to have someone's babies, then a confidentiality clause that was broken, then someone running off to Saudi Arabia. Any one know who it involves?

[in_cog_ni_to]

6. Well, it's about damn time. Now, if she'll write a tell-all book,

I'll forgive her for ever dating him in the first place. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:puke: How COULD SHE????:puke:

[spanone]

8. She will reek for years.

[Career Prole]

9. She still has Pigboy on her breath,

no matter how often she brushes.
She is now numbered among the Untouchables. :puke:

[zulchzulu]

10. She needs to be interviewed by someone...

I'd love to hear her reasons why...weepy and all that...

"I just couldn't take his addiction anymore! He would ride around in his limo and call out profanities at blacks and gays...whaaaaaa...."

[npincus]

11. UPDATE: Kagan undergoing treatment for Zoophilia

http://www.zoophilia.net/

Zoophilia is a paraphilia defined as sexual attraction by a human to an animal. Human - animal sexual interaction is referred to as zoosexuality, animal sex or bestiality.

The ambiguous term sodomy has sometimes been used for bestiality. In pornography, zoosexuality is occasionally referred to as "farmsex".

<snip>

Bestiality is illegal in many jurisdictions, while others generally outlaw the mistreatment of animals without specifically mentioning zoosexuality. About half of the states in the United States explicitly outlaw bestiality (sometimes under the name sodomy). In Germany, sex with animals is not specifically outlawed and this is generaly the case in Europe, exclusive England. Denmark and The Netherlands is two of the few countries where bestiality is legal.

The extent to which zoosexuality occurs is controversial. Some claims that the human/animal relationship goes far beyond sexuality, and that they are capable of forming a loving relationship with an animal that can frequently last several years and that they do not consider functionally different from any other love/sex relationship. On this website you can find surveys on the extent of zoophilia in the society.

[ronnykmarshall]

12. Freeper women throwing panties ....

I recall when he divorced his last beard .... uh wife .... freeper woman were going ape shit.

[RobertSeattle]

25. Ack - the mental picture

[npincus]

32. No- Freepers wear THESE:

[BOSSHOG]

13. The coward must now be playing hard ball with pre-nups.

[FrenchieCat]

15. Probably a lie....to stop ruining CNN's already messed up

reputation.....or

....he stopped giving her his drugs.

[Nimrod2005]

16. OH MY GOD!!!!

[wicket]

18. Guess he's gotta find a new beard now

n/t

[Yollam]

19. Pigman is beard-shopping again, eh?

I hear Guckert is single. Come on out and be yourself, Limpballs. Nobody really cares...

[leftofthedial]

21. it will be months before she gets the taste out of her mouth

I will never quite get over the willies

[WI_DEM]

22. I guess she got sick of him falling asleep on top of her during sex

[lpbk2713]

23. I thought so.

A few days ago I heard a few minutes of his show. At one point he was whining about not getting any Valentine's Day cards. It made me wonder if she finally acquired good taste.

[npincus]

24. Oxycontin Side Effects may include: IMPOTENCE

http://www.healthsquare.com/newrx/oxy1625.htm

Side effects cannot be anticipated. If any develop or change in intensity, tell your doctor as soon as possible. Only your doctor can determine if it is safe to continue using OxyContin.


More common side effects may include:
Constipation, dizziness, drowsiness, dry mouth, headache, itching, nausea, sweating, vomiting, weakness


Less common side effects may include:
Abdominal pain, abnormal dreams, abnormal thoughts, anxiety, chills, confusion, diarrhea, dizziness upon first standing up, excessively high spirits, fever, hiccups, indigestion, insomnia, loss of appetite, nervousness, rash, stomach pain, shortness of breath, twitching


Rare side effects may include:
Abnormal gait, accidental injury, agitation, amnesia, burping, chest pain, cough, decreased sexual drive, dehydration, depression, difficulty swallowing, diminished muscle tone, diminished sensitivity, dry or inflamed skin, emotional instability, fainting, gas, generally ill feeling, hallucinations, hives, impotence, increased appetite, intestinal obstruction, lack of menstruation, loss of identity, migraine, neck pain, overactivity, pain, ringing in the ears, seizures, sore throat, speech disorder, stomach problems, stupor, swollen arms and legs, swollen face or mouth, swollen lymph nodes, taste changes, thirst, tingling, tremor, urinary problems, vertigo, vision changes, voice changes, vomiting

[Uben]

27. It was the anal cysts

I'm sure of it!

[npincus]

33. maybe she fell in one!

OUCH

[speedoo]

29. Did she have plastic surgery?

The other day, she was posing sideways, kinda like that Florida rethug whore looked on Faux whan she was talking about her Senate campaign a few months ago.

Kagan definitely appeared to be more endowed bosum-wise than previously.

[Ksec]

30. Just like every other lady has done

and I use the term lady loosely.

Once they see the real man inside the bubble its over, phoneys dont do well with relationships.

[PA Democrat]

34. Rumor is that Rush's flatulence drove her away!

THE FARTER OF OUR COUNTRY PROFOUND EXUDATION TROPHY: Rush Limbaugh. He's a rank professional, and no amount of damage control could help the Maha Rushee's odiferous image this year after three separate incidents of public flatus. Limbaugh's personal flatulence was widely exposed as a more serious problem than the verbal variety heard daily on the radio. Around the office, Limbaugh was nick-named 'Limberger' after his gassy exudations seriously downgraded staff working conditions at EIB.

From our Oct. 4 post: Limbaugh's flatulence first made headlines when he let loose in a broadcast cubicle as 2nd Lady Lynn Cheney was visiting his show. Relations between their staffs got rough after someone on Cheney's staff leaked the story to the tabs.

In June, Big Pants reportedly passed gas in a limo he shared with four interns from the Heritage Foundation, causing one of them to resign rather than ride back to the office with him.

Insiders report that flatus was what drove ex-wife Marta into a separate residence on their Palm Beach estate long before their actual divorce. His present girlfriend, CNN anchor Daryn Kagin, is said to be considering an intervention. The gas, while rarely fatal, is seen as a health hazard by environmental scientists--of whom, of course, Limbaugh has always had nothing but scorn. Now we know why- he couldn't pass the fresh air standards we reasonably expect from industry.

http://blatherwatch.blogs.com/talk_radio/2005/12/the_best_the_wo.html

[Ksec]

35. Dayum. What does this dude eat?

Is he living on beans and beer? Or is it just his natural funk escaping....

[npincus]

37. with any luck, he'll spontaneously combust someday

[UTUSN]

36. K&R it up so LIMBOsevic will see it easier

He's made nasty comments about his 1st and 2nd wives. Maybe the settlement for Marta prohibits him from doing the same. If KAGAN was shallow enough, or whatever, to go with him in the first place, she might not be salvageable.

[catmandu57]

38. Hey pigboy

I hear country music and alcohol does wonders for broken hearts.

[go west young man]

40. Shit! I had no idea she was seeing him.

This explains one of the reasons CNN has become so fucked up. Man she must of been on drugs as well to date that freakshow. Thats a weirder affair than Mary Matalin/James Carvelle. Its all proof that too much politics can do your brain in.

[npincus]

41. apparantly she doesn't own a radio.