Do Larger Breasts Equal Lower Grades? Online Voters Say 'Yes'

[The Straight Story]

Do Larger Breasts Equal Lower Grades? Online Voters Say 'Yes'

POSTED: 12:49 pm EST February 21, 2006
UPDATED: 1:24 pm EST February 21, 2006

An unscientific survey on a popular Web site suggests that stereotypical beliefs about women hold true in 2006, at least among Internet surfers.

WhatsMyImage.com allows members to view photos of complete strangers and then make guesses about the details of their private lives.

The Web site analyzed hundreds of votes that had been cast since May and found that there was a very strong correlation between female bra size and perceived grade point average.

On average, voters guessed that "A-cup" students had GPAs that were 0.3 points higher than those of "D-cup" students.

"B-cup" and "C-cup" students were voted to have GPAs in the middle of that range, each averaging about 0.2 points higher than the "D-cup" group.

http://www.local6.com/education/7294710/detail.html

Damn shame such stereotypes still permeat our culture. I wonder what the dick size was of people voting in the poll?

[stepnw1f]

1. This Is Why Republicans Win Elections

alot of people really are that ignorant.

[against all enemies]

2. It's true, in my math class the girl next to me had huge boobs ....

and I got lower grades in that class that any other class.

[rfranklin]

3. that's because you were counting with only five fingers...

and everyone knows you need ten.

[Rocknrule]

6. I get it!

:rofl:

[skids]

5. I was about to say...

...I'd sure find them distracting if I had them. Probably doubly so, since I'm male. :evilgrin:

[Orrin_73]

7. Hmmm you must be a blonde then

:)

[Arkansas Granny]

9. Oh, c'mon. You're not going to pick on blondes, are you?

[Orrin_73]

13. just kidding

they are not known to be very smart thats all.

[Arkansas Granny]

18. That's a common misconception due to the fact that most

blondes really aren't blonde at all. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Orrin_73]

34. You are right A. Granny but then why would a smart brunette

become a blonde, it just dont make a sense. Believe me blondes are not more pretty then others.

[Arkansas Granny]

38. Haven't you heard? Blondes have more fun.

[Orrin_73]

40. OK you convinced me

here is an eyecandy. A former brunette beauty now a blonde.

[Lindacooks]

21. IQ in genius range here, blonde, and not flat.

Just sayin'.

[Orrin_73]

36. You are sure you're a "natural" blonde?

[Lindacooks]

41. Yep. Towhead white hair as a child, blonde now.

[Orrin_73]

42. Congrats, U are unique!!

[Lindacooks]

43. Not really, I have two nieces

who are also blonde and incredibly smart. Learning Latin and algebra in 5th grade!

[gatorboy]

25. Zing!

:rofl:

[BringEmOn]

4. They don't grade on the curve, anymore?

[madmom]

8. well that leaves both females here out of the norm...

yes would be quite interested to see if dick size means lower IQ. but that would be sexist right?

[The Straight Story]

10. I have a high iq, and there is an inverse relationship....

sigh....

[laura888]

12. Exactly! n/t

[OzarkDem]

16. Touche!

What do you say, guys?

[petronius]

29. I don't think there's a male relationship

I'm pretty smart, and I've been told that I'm a huge prick...:crazy:

[lukasahero]

39. Well, actually...

"Hey Guys: Big Testes Might Be Indicator of Small Brain"

http://www.sci-tech-today.com/story.xhtml?story_id=40031

[HereSince1628]

11. Did they check to see if man-boobs result in similar stereotypes?

Just wondering

[no_hypocrisy]

14. Bullshit. It's the ability AND DESIRE to think. n/t

[shadowknows69]

15. They did for me

I was too busy staring at them to take notes. ;-)

[AlCzervik]

17. Just like the myth that all people who wear glasses are more intelligent

than those who don't. It's sad.

[hopeisaplace]

19. K. Hear me out: I lose weight...I lose boobs..sooooo that means

I have the potential to increase my IQ???
sorry I couldn't resist...lol. oh my.

Alright, now for the poll on guys...does a larger :hide:
mean el-stupido?:popcorn:

[Clark2008]

20. You lose your boobs when you lose weight?

Damnit, I don't (but, my husband likes that fact).

Oh - and I'm a smarty pants. :7

[incapsulated]

22. I do, too..

Fortunately, I have plenty to spare, lol.

But I'm just a dumb, big-boobed broad, though, so maybe they actally got bigger? What do I know?

:dunce:

[hopeisaplace]

23. you lucky witch :)) and you're lucky hubby :))

some people have all the luck, :)

[kineneb]

24. would you please stop talking to my chest!

My face is up here. ;-)

The dipsticks that replied to the poll are probably the ones who drive jacked up pickups and think they are studs. I call them roosters, since they share a similar IQ and testosterone levels.

[The Straight Story]

26. I work around a lot of professional folks

and, sad to say, I can see them voting the same way really. Only difference is they have to be careful what they say at work whereas the blue collar crowd seems to be more free to express themselves :)

[progressivebydesign]

27. It's an understandable result of stupid women and breast implants.

Sadly.. the bimbo mentality is in vogue, and girls are rushing to have breast implants in an effort to shore up their meaningless lives. It's sad that women who are born with larger breasts are suffering that stereotype, because some people are dumb enough to actually have major surgery to get giant breasts. look at the popular media? Does Pamela Anderson play a rocket scientist?

[OzarkDem]

28. What about single-breasted women?

Does that mean we have average IQs? :P

[leftofthedial]

30. do larger penises equal lower grades?

[hopeisaplace]

31. I think that makes women smarter ..hahahahhahahahhaha

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[leftofthedial]

33. well. I reserve mine for smart women

[TInCanCommunications]

32. according to one controversial Canadian study, yes

It was based on race
Asians, small dicks big brains
Whites, medium dicks, medium brains
Blacks, big dicks, small brains.

The guy got reamed for the study, as you'd probably guess

[tjdee]

35. I graduated college with honors and I'm a D cup.

This is one of the dumber polls I've seen.

[izzybeans]

37. My wife has the most desirable curves on this planet and she'll

think any of you under the table any night of the week. Blonde hair and all.

Me I'm flat chested so I'm dumber than a basket of bunnies.

[Drewskie]

44. One girl in high school I was friends with had gigantic tits

and also pretty low grades. She got into plenty of mischief post-high school and has had a pretty rough life.

[Ciggies and coffee]

45. When I dream about tits i

hope she not thinking about anything but some lovin

[fortyfeetunder]

46. The only real judges for breasts

are for those of breastfeeding age -- infants -- the ones who really need breasts.