What do you think * has in his pocket? pics>>>

[Kadie]

President Bush and first lady Laura Bush, left, depart St. Johns's Church on Sunday, Feb. 26, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

[dysfunctional press]

1. his gameboy-

laura lets him bring it- otherwise he gets to fidgety in the pew.

[unhappycamper]

8. Maybe, but that last pic makes me think

he boosted something from the church & is rubbing it (metaphorically speaking) in the minister's face.

[Mabus]

2. Money he grabbed from the collection plate.

[enid602]

3. certs

It's either a half a pack of certs, or maybe he's just happy to see the Viccar.

[Rex]

4. Pulling the pud

Pickles makes him put it in his coat pocket while in church (she keeps his balls locked up in an undisclosed location).

[Mabus]

5. Dick Cheney's pecker.

It was a present from Roger Ailes via Brit Hume. They took it away from Dick when he sat down for the interview.

[triguy46]

66. A true and enthusiastic LOL!!! THANKS!! I needed that!!

[Richard D]

6. That last pic

is weird. It's something cylindrical. Not a wallet, but then he hardly needs carry money. Maybe breath spray? But that would mean that he gave a damn about what others think about him. Odd really.

[TahitiNut]

20. It is strange ... and obviously something that makes him feel secure.

I'd guess it's a bottle of prescription medication ... something psychotropic, possibly an anti-anxiety med or beta-blocker.

[Richard D]

23. Maybe a gun?

[TomInTib]

24. That has my vote.

[Marie26]

61. Good guess

It's obviously something that makes him feel secure & something he feels like he can't go without. He's reaching for it in the last pic to reassure himself of it. If these are drugs, that's a little scary - it would suggest he's become addicted or dependent upon them. So many theories from one picture!

[neweurope]

43. A hare's foot *g*

----------------

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

7. Penile pump?

[Faygo Kid]

9. A pint of scotch.

He's looked better, hasn't he?

[Duer 157099]

10. cellphone, and it vibrated n/t

[Nitrogenica]

11. It's his security diamond. Money is his god.

All he cares about is money, why not take the security diamond to church? All this talk about Jesus and poor people makes him uncomfortable.

[Warpy]

12. His flask

[bmbmd]

13. Two steel balls

like Captain Queeg.

[KyndCulture]

14. An 8 ball, pint of Turkey and a dime bag... .nt.

[countingbluecars]

15. Meds?

Looks like he is anxious for the next dose.

[TahitiNut]

21. GMTA (See #20)

[countingbluecars]

32. And I think we just might be correct. n/t

[MADem]

16. Is that a pickle in yer pocket, or are ya happy to see me?

It's probably a spare DEPENDS....

[BringEmOn]

17. Hamster?

[WillyT]

18. Ben Wah Balls !!!

Plays pocket pool with em.

Either that, or there's about to be a mutiny!



:evilgrin:

[misternormal]

19. Either...

His colostomy bag, or his brains... not that there would be much difference...

Or maybe he carries his dick in his pocket, so he can pull it out and prove he has one.

I dunno

[Richard D]

22. Maybe . . .

. . . A gun?

[DetroitProle]

25. Laura's Newport 100's

She clearly can't wait to get the fuck out of there and light up. She's probably still on her first pack of the day.

[Kadie]

54. That's a possibility.

Welcome to DU!:hi:

[MoonRiver]

26. The contents of the collection dish.

It was the only remaining item he hadn't stolen from America. Now, mission accomplished.

[Chomp]

27. Mace

And he looks like a 90 year old in that 3rd pic.

[Kadie]

58. He sure does.

Must be all the hard work.

[Gormy Cuss]

28. A roll of quarters

He's going to the laundromat right after church.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

29. I don't know but it is kind of weird how he's holding it. That means

whatever it is, it's important to him.

[Kadie]

55. Looks like he wanted to make sure

he still had it with him. That he didn't leave it in the church or something.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

30. His unused brain. Or, a turnip of equal capabilities.

[Ksec]

31. Thats his 45

Just in case anyone wants some shit'

Either that or its his little radio that goes directly to Rove, just in case someone asks him a question.

[thecrow]

33. He's holding the buttons to our nuclear arsenal

I mean OMG what if the country was attacked
by terra-ists during church?

[MissMarple]

34. A candy bar, in case he needed a snack during services.

Or a talisman substitute for his wooby that he couldn't bring in to public. :)

[myomy]

35. His moral compass is about to explode

.

[Jim Warren]

36. His soul

It's withered and dry but rattles in the bottle when close to a man of god.

[leftofthedial]

37. Bill Clinton's pecker

actually, he ripped off the collection plate.

[Warren Stupidity]

38. A colostemy bag? nt.

[alfredo]

39. Mr Hanky

[louis-t]

40. My humble guess is:

reading glasses. But he's still a ninny.

[DeadManInc]

41. Laura's pocket rocket!

Shrub is too much of a limp dick to get wood. She has to have her mechanical boyfriend bring her to orgasm.

[FreedomAngel82]

42. A banana?

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[titoresque]

44. A Tequila shooter eom

[AlCzervik]

45. a flask of holy Jack Daniels.

[ThatsMyBarack]

49. Uh-huh

That's what I was gonna say. :hi:

[sheelz]

46. Hmmm...It's squeezable?

[WinkyDink]

47. A shrunken bald head. To rub.

[spanone]

48. He's about to squirt the Vicar with his Squirtin' American Lapel Pin!

[Kadie]

59. .

:spray:

[SammyWinstonJack]

50. He looks like crap in the last pic. For someone who supposedly

goes to bed at 9 pm, he looks like crap in the am. He looks like death warmed over.

[lovuian]

51. Its a gold ring that says One to rule them all...OOO

Reminds me of Baggit and Gollub

[Warren DeMontague]

52. Here you go:

[Poll_Blind]

53. He's pressing the button that releases morphine into his bloodstream.

It's one of those pain control devices with a hookie into the vein like they give you in the hospital if you're in prolonged pain.

PB

[greenbriar]

56. oh my gawd, he is playing with the nuke launch

bet he carries it around like a little kid.

lookie at me
I am the presiwezzie
I get to play with all the good toys

[ryan_cats]

57. Hip flask?

Hip flask?

Meth?

Coke?

2 of those spheres like Captain Queeg had?

Miniature Nuk-u-lar football programmed for Iran?

President for dummies audio tape?

[sabra]

60. meds is my guess

[myrna minx]

62. A box turtle...definetly a box turtle. n/t

[izzybeans]

63. The anti-christ is standing next to a priest

It's probably a lucky charm made from the skins of his victims. A black magic good luck charm that protects him from melting near a person of faith.

[qanda]

64. It's his speech control device

He pushes the button and the words come out.

[Lochloosa]

65. It's a gift from Jeff Gannon/Guckert

:evilgrin:

[stop the bleeding]

67. DU thread conversations compliments of the NSA - the FBI will be

at your door in 5, 4, 3, 2, knock knock

[The Gunslinger]

68. his bowl

[CrownPrinceBandar]

70. "Gettin' stoned is hard work!".........

:evilgrin:

Nahh. Bush isn't nearly that cool.

[coffeenap]

69. Last photo also shows other stuff under his jacket--above the pocket.

Hmm.