If I ever get this desperate, please shoot me

[CatWoman]

http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2006_02_26_patriotboy_archive.html#114102371706868329

[LeftNYC]

1. Ann Coulter

I found your husband!

[AndyA]

15. Man, am I glad I swallowed my drink before I read that! n/m

[LeftNYC]

32. LOL! nt

[spanone]

2. You have my word.

:hug:

[annabanana]

3. this MUST be a joke

I think ol' RichnSmooth is having a good laugh.

[DavidDvorkin]

4. My reaction, too

It's too excessive to be real.

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

8. Can't Be Anybody That Stooooopid......Can There? nt

[NanceGreggs]

11. Hey, 34% of those surveyed ...

... still think Bush is doing a heck of a job."

Does THAT answer your question?

[brooklynite]

13. Here's the giveaway:

Interests: Astrology / New Age

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=884

Now, the scarier question is why would even a true conservative want to use Sean Hannity's dating service?

And, why would Hannity want to have one?

[charlie]

16. Lots of giveaways

One is his birthday, July 4 of the bicentennial. Another is that he felt compelled to note that he not only speaks English, he speaks it fluently.

[ComerPerro]

5. LOL

[CrazyOrangeCat]

6. A few bottles of Focus Factor . . .

. . . and a steady diet of Gas-X. I really think he could get himself a conservative, jeebus-luvin, hooters girl.

[Spirochete]

7. That guy's pretty funny

It's not that Bob Boudelang guy, is it?

[frogmarch]

12. Bob's not a repug

Anyway, he's handsome. I have first dibs on him. I mean it.

I love him.

[Faygo Kid]

9. What, you don't like a tattoo? He could be a good dancer.

What else is the matter with this fine future GOP candidate? Don't get it. Geez, are you picky. He'd be So Easy to Love.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

17. LOL !!!

:spray:

" . . .that you can't see your future with me, cuz you'd be ohhhh soooo easyyy to love."

[Cleita]

10. All he's gotta do is go down to the local dive.

There's gotta be at least one barstool holding the honey of his dreams on it. Since she's probably a little drunk, he'll look like Prince Charming to her.

[Beaverhausen]

14. The real ones aren't much better

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=index

Ok I searched a bit

Here's one - a 41 year old guy who is looking for an 18-35 year old female. Check him out!
http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=881

[celestia671]

18. Omg! It's a real website!

It just kills me that Repubs are made out to be so Christian and Dems are portrayed as evil incarnate!

[bleedingheart]

19. he is revolting...

he has "no colored" listed under what he is looking for....

egads...my eyes....

[redwitch]

29. hubba hubba

LOL! Gross, gross, gross.

[karlrschneider]

20. Good grief:

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=929

[Beaverhausen]

21. LOL!!

That's great! :rofl:

[celestia671]

23. One thing I noticed....

is that they only show singles in the U.S.

Yep, I'm sure there are lots of "prime" men to chose from at this site! :sarcasm:

[CatWoman]

24. OH...MY....FUCKING....GAWD

:rofl:

[Spirochete]

25. Looks like lots of pranksters

signed up on that site. from what I've seen in this thread. Most of them from here, probably. hehe. I'll have to go read some more. Those are funny.

[Ksec]

30. Yu woman gotta now yer place. ..cuz..well just cuz..

Appearance
I'll get back to this, too. I have all my teeth, a mangut,
and eyes that can do my talking. One look, and the help
shuts its yap and gets back to work. I have another look
that'll melt you in your tracks. I wear Dolce Gabbana and
Armani.

>>>

Now theres a catch. All his teeth AND a look that melts women in their tracks.

[Beaverhausen]

22. oh my god- the OP is real!!!

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=884

edit- oops...I didn't see that it was already found.

[Initech]

26. Yikes, if that's the face of the average repug...

Why are they in charge again? :yoiks:

[FreedomAngel82]

27. Is this for real?

And a Hooters girl and accpeting God together? LOL! And what does he think that us liberals don't believe in a religion? :eyes:

[Ksec]

28. O M G . Thats funny as hell..

"Shes gotta accept the Lord as her sayvour" ...


Shes also gotta accept that her new beau is a freakin idiot...

[Catherine Vincent]

31. That's got to be a liberal pulling a joke.

[SammyWinstonJack]

33. That can't be real?

:wow:

[ProdigalJunkMail]

34. this one is my favorite

psycho eyes and the gun...nice touch

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=260

subjectProdigal

[ET Awful]

35. "On fire for God" . . . what like having been burned at the stake

in a prior life?

:evilgrin:

[donco6]

37. Christian/Other . . . ?

Wonder what that means . . .

[donco6]

36. Here's a gay guy who wants to do Sean:

http://web1.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=929

That is wrong on so many levels.