WH press corps believe Bush wears his bike uniform under his suit

[sabra]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/395505p-335294c.html

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When President Bush is sitting in Church, is he hiding a secret that only God knows about? The White House press corps suspects so after the President attended St. John's Episcopal Church in Washington, D.C. "It seems like the pool might be getting closer to confirming that he actually wears his biking clothes under his suit, because a certain 'bulkiness' about his person was remarked on by photographers," wrote pool reporter Julie Mason of the Houston Chronicle. "And there was the usual lightning-speed costume change back at the White House." After church? "

[Nickster]

1. Wow, glad to see the reporters are covering the important news today.

[sabra]

4. watch this is what makes the sheeple wake up :-)

don't mess with Church...

[Nickster]

My God Sabra, you are probably so squarely on the mark. Sad ain't it?

[bobbieinok]

23. I'm convinced many turned vs Nixon when the tapes revealed he

swore a lot.......he used to go on and on about how the president was a model for children, etc, and then his supporters found out 'he takes the Lord's name in vain'

I lived through this era as a mother of a toddler and remember that it was the SWEARING that turned his people against him.....I think Billy Graham also mentioned this when he ceased to be such a strong public supporter

[leftchick]

6. no shit!

exactly what I was thinking. :eyes:

[lectrobyte]

2. bullet proof vest more likely

[madokie]

7. I never understood the vest thing, what about the punkin

[davidinalameda]

19. his head is granite

didn't you read the post in LBN?

[madokie]

22. so by some it would be wished.

:rofl:

[MADem]

10. Ballistic clothing, surely--all purpose-tailored

http://www.csoonline.com/read/080105/briefing_brief_style.html

There is a guy in Columbia who makes snazzy suits for bigwigs, to include Hugo Chavez. Adds very little bulk, looks like regular clothing...

[acmejack]

14. Snazzy stuff, that!

That is a very interesting link, Thanx. I am confident * would have the finest in underarmor cost would be no object, especially on our dime!

[xultar]

3. WTF do we even need a WH press corps? All they do is tell us the

bullshit the WH puts out.

Well why not just get the BS directly from the mutherfuckers. Dump the lame-ass middle people.

WH Press Corps is stoopid. I don't need them to explain to me what BushCo is saying.

[DainBramaged]

13. Great point, wish I could get into a press briefing to say the same thing

[dave29]

5. body armor to protect from Cheney peppering

just one theory

[MADem]

11. He'd better wear a face mask in that case!!!!!!!! n/t

[Ilsa]

17. Nah, he's so frackin ugly it wouldn't matter. Might be an improvement. nt

[stop the bleeding]

8. being an avid racer in the cycling world, no one can tell when someone

is wearing cycling clothes under their real clothes. I do it all of the time, this stuff hugs your body closer than any other under garmets.

WH Press = effing knuckleheads

Message to WH Press - there is more "impordant news than this"

on edit: you don't want to wear bike shorts any longer than required for bacteria reasons

[Earth_First]

9. My thoughts exactly...

While I am no biker (although I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night) I've seen the clothing that serious bikers wear, (and it does not leave much to the imagination.) So this theory is DOA.

[sabra]

12. in the pic in my post, could he be pulling on his "bike shorts"? :-)

[demosincebirth]

15. Man! He sure has aged in this picture.

He looks close to 70.

[sabra]

16. it's all that "hard werk"

[Frank Cannon]

18. Bike wear? Or Aquaman Grr-animals?

How in the heck would anyone know the difference if they're under his clothes?

[Javaman]

20. I think he wears his PJ's under his suit. nt

[Ron Green]

21. Your picture is a "What - Me Worry?" moment if there ever was one.