'Failure to Exit' - Coming Soon to a Theater of War Near You!

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~~ George Bush and Laura Logan star in the new comedy-tragedy ~~

failure to exit
**********To leave the countries they invade and occupy, some men just need a little push

Bush (Tripped) has never been able to leave the country he invades and occupies. He's always had some reason or other, but now, his desperate subjects have had enough. They hire the talented and gorgeous girl of his dreams (Laura Logan)to get him to leave Iraq. Bush (Tripped) suspects Laura's (Paula) been hired to make him get out but he falls in love anyway.

In the movie, Bush, as Tripped, bonds with his junta while seducing the U.N. into letting him defile yet another sovereign nation. A ruler of a country who dreams of owning another one, Tripped is enjoying his Iraq occupation. Soldiers do all of the fighting and dying, allow him to claim he's fighting terrorists there, and even supply him with all of the fake military jackets he wants for his photo-ops and speeches. In his White House, Condi, Dick, and Don are busy every day, cooking up more conquests for him in Iraq and Syria.

Why would he leave the comfort and false glory of Iraq and all of the future conquests for a one-dimensional domestic agenda? If anyone gets too close and tries to pry him loose, all he has to do is stir the pot to crank up the violence. He always cons his Congressional hosts with his appeals to nationalism and his sly references to national security, leaving them disarmed and speechless.

Tripped’s best buddies Aced (Cheney) and Demon (Rumsfeld) also enjoy elevated positions of authority because of the occupation, with its cornucopia of militarism. In fact, almost all of his friends benefit from the military manipulation of Iraq. Everyone subject to his imperious rule is completely frustrated and fed-up with him, so, they hire a professional mover and shaker.

Paula comes in and Tripped tries to put her off. He complains to her that no one will admit to all of the good things have come out of his bloody invasion, and no one will report on them.

Paula (Laura Logan) goes right to the heart of Tripped's complaint in one of her many put-downs from the film:


"...Our own editors back in New York are asking us the same things. They read the same comments. You know, are there positive stories? Can't you find them? You don't think that I haven't been to the U.S. military and the State Department and the embassy and asked them over and over again, let's see the good stories, show us some of the good things that are going on? Oh, sorry, we can't take to you that school project, because if you put that on TV, they're going to be attacked about, the teachers are going to be killed, the children might be victims of attack.

Oh, sorry, we can't show this reconstruction project because then that's going to expose it to sabotage. And the last time we had journalists down here, the plant was attacked. I mean, security dominates every single thing that happens in this country….So how it is that security issues should not then dominate the media coverage coming out of here?"


Will Paula manage to pry Tripped from his Iraq occupation and force him to swear off of other conquests? Watch for Tripped, stripped of his emperor's clothing, constantly chased by liberals.


failure to exit
**********To leave the countries they invade and occupy, some men just need a little push

failure to exit was directed by Karl Rove and is rated (R) for partial nudity, language, and violence.

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1. sexual metaphor-failure to pull out.

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2. abort!

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3. crap

talking to myself again