2nd Amendment protects illegal immigration via underground tunnels?

[stop the bleeding]

Who watched Colbert last night??

He was interviewing this Dem out of Burbank, CA and they were talking about the immigration thing.

Anyway Colbert said that illegal immigration via underground tunnels from Mexico is protected by the 2nd amendment, cause guns are like a tunnel, and guns are protected under the 2nd so tunnels are to. So in effect tunnels are also covered because they shoot Mexicans at the US - (his words not mine)

Sorry if that is not the exact wording but it was something like that.

I fell onto the floor when I heard this, and quite frankly the Congressman was at a loss for words too, there were many other funny parts(bribery) to the interview, but wanted to let y'all know to catch it when it repeats if you did not see it the first time.

[kurth]

1. Yep. Cylindrical shaped objects are covered by the 2nd amendment

while round and oval shaped objects are covered by the 1st.