Dana Perino contemplates what *Mission Accomplished* really meant

[ProfessorPlum]

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[Somawas]

1. Dana

is a corpsefucking douchehammer! Just who does she expect to buy that load of crap?

[Viracocha711]

3. "corpsefucking douchehammer"

...LOL, I can honestly say I have never heard that phrase before! "douchehammer" is the part that was responsible for nearly killing me! LOL!

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. Congratulations

Your gift with words serves you well. I have no doubt about how you feel.

[raystorm7]

2. And we thought Baghdad Bob was bad. The entire Bush press core trounces him by far

[Tangerine LaBamba]

4. I remember her!!!!!!

Didn't she play that Republican lawyer on "West Wing"?

Oh, so she's an actress.

Well, that makes sense, then, her mouthing those absurd comments.

Who's her writer? They need help.

"... the enemy." Does she mean the Iraqi people, the ones to whom we are bringing the great gift of American democracy by murdering them?

[LuckyLib]

6. Oh, now it was meant to be the mission of the sailors on the ship! Ha! Spin attempted!

But not accomplished. Helen's question was wonderful . . . "after five years of death and destruction."

Helen, you rock.:yourock:

[KansDem]

10. Yeah, can you believe this bullshit?!

"Mission Accomplished" was intended only for the sailors on that particular ship? Five years later we're told this?

This is bullshit!

[LuckyLib]

12. Yup. Then, when she spouts that BS, there is not ONE reporter who responds,

"Say what? You are just now creating this out of thin air and expect us to take you seriously?"

The WH Press Corpse. Only Helen is alive and kicking.

[wtmusic]

7. Stepford Dana looks rattled.

Is that smoke I smell?

[kwolf68]

8. Helen thomas is a goddess...

Notice the rest of the idiot press corps just sitting there whacking their puds while Helen is doing their goddamn job for them. This is why our nation is so fucked in the ass, because we don't have enough Helen Thomas' around.

Is that propagandist answering the questions being serious? The banner meant 'for the sailors' on that ship? They expect us to believe this? Holy fuck, I've never imagined a misadministration could be this egregious. Criminals.

[libodem]

9. ChimpyMcCodpiece flies

out of her ass! Dana is a waste of skin. I think Snotty Scotty or Tony Snowjob might be zipped up inside that blond meat-puppet. I'll believe her when I see real monkeys fly out her ass.

[Jacobin]

11. This is the woman who didn't know what the Cuban Missile Crisis

was about.

This is the woman who speaks for pResident Bush.

This is the country that I live in.

:argh:

[bulloney]

13. Oh good lord! How dumb does Perino think the people are?

On never mind. With the exception of Helen Thomas, the total IQ of that press corps sitting in that room would barely crack double digits.

[Muttocracy]

14. oh, so that NARROW mission was accomplished - and Basra is actually

a success. La la la. :party: oops, other pointy hat :dunce:

[nachoproblem]

15. You're right, the banner should have read "Mission Accomplished...

...In My Pants!"

:rofl:

[Supersedeas]

16. still fighting the criminal elements??? eh, the US Military has become the World Police??