Hagee: God Will Unleash Terrorists on U.S. for Israel Policy

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[Cant trust em]

1. Good thing for Hagee that he isn't black

If that were the case then he'd be run out of town on a rail.

[quantass]

38. God would never punish him in that way...thank goodness.

:crazy:

[frog92969]

2. My friend the witchdoctor he told me what say...

He said "ooh eeh ooh ah ah, bing bang poda wada bing bang"

:crazy: :nuke:

[Voice for Peace]

13. I thought it was "ting tang walla walla bing bang"

[Vanje]

23. Its the only song I know that mentions Walla Walla

Walla Walla is mentioned in the very good book, "Still Life with Woodpecker"

[IntravenousDemilo]

32. Here's another.

TRIPLETS, by Howard Dietz and Arthur Schwartz, from Louisiana Hayride and later, the film The Bandwagon

The "Triplets" are Nanette Fabray, Jack Buchanan and Fred Astaire.

ALL
Three little unexpected children, simultaneously
The doctor brought us, and you can see
That we'll be three forever and a-e-i-o...
You wouldn't know how agonizing being triple can be.
Each one is individually
The victim of the clinical day e-i-o...
Every summer we go away to Baden Baden Baden.
Every winter we come back home to Walla Walla Walla.

We do everything alike.
We look alike.
We dress alike, we walk alike
We talk alike,
And what is more,
We hate each other very much.
We hate our folks.
We're sick of jokes on what an art
It is to tell us apart!

FRED
If one of us gets the measles,

JACK
Another one gets the measles,

ALL
Then all of us get the measles
And mumps and croup.
How I wish I had a gun,
A widdle gun.
It would be fun to shoot the other two
And be only one.

FRED
Mrs Whipplepoofer loves to talk to Mrs Hildendorfer
Of the fatal natal day she had her silly Willy.

NANETTE
Mrs Hudson-Cooper loves to talk to Mrs Goldenwasser
Of her major operations when she had her twins.

JACK
But when mother comes along, she silences the others.
She accomplished something that is very rare in mothers.

ALL
MGM has got a Leo,
But Mama has got a trio.
She is proud but says three is a crowd.

We do everything alike.
We look alike.
We dress alike, we walk alike
We talk alike,
And what is more,
We hate each other very much.
We hate our folks.
We're sick of jokes on what an art
It is to tell us apart!

We eat the same kind of vittles.
We drink the same kind of bottles.
We sit in the same kind of high-chair.
High-chair, high-chair!

How I wish I had a gun,
A widdle gun.
It would be fun to shoot the other two
And be only one!

[frog92969]

24. You're probably right.

It's a distant memory for me.

[Chisox08]

3. When will Hagee get played in 30 second loops all day by the M$M?

[frog92969]

5. What a hideous thought.

But I guess we can take that one for the team.

[ryanmuegge]

8. I'd have to meticulously recalibrate my TV's screen settings to fit his fat ass in the picture.

[Chisox08]

34. There isn't a TV big enough to fit his fat ass on.

[ihavenobias]

14. Amen n/t

[IndependentDem]

35. my guess is never. imo, the shit he says is much worse than rev. wright

its a damn shame.

[razors edge]

4. Sounds like a threat.

DHS, better round this one up for some enhanced interrogation. I bet he knows more than he's telling here.

[ryanmuegge]

6. Really? I don't remember the Bible saying that. In fact, I don't remember seeing the word

"terrorist" anywhere in the Bible. Maybe he's using a more modern translation.

[sasquatch]

7. Campaign ad!!

:woohoo:

[DirtyDawg]

9. They're laughing up their sleeves....

...Israelis that is. They know the Evangelicals are only pushing support for Israel so that they can 'get the pot right' for Armageddon...at which time all the Jews that don't declare Jesus as their savior will suffer some pretty bad shit. And what do Israelis say, 'Tell it all Brother...yea verily!'...while laughing their asses off, and telling Liebermann to pump it up even more. And, of course, the Evans don't get it at all. They just keep on giving big bucks to this asshole, and others like him.

[mcollier]

10. what kind of friend is this of McCains?

McCain talks like this fanatic at times. He is not the person we want in the White Houes...

[Wapsie B]

33. Yes exactly.

At the time of Judgment Day any and all people not a born-again Christian will suffer first on this earth then an eternity in hell. That's why the fundies have really pushed the Messianic Jewish movement, to save all those not Christian. Problem is with all the absolutism amongst conservative Protestants which denomination is right?

[The Political Jerk]

11. I Knew God Was Behind the Terrorists!

We must find,and destroy, this God before he unleashes the terrorists against us!

-The Political Jerk

[Voice for Peace]

15. LOL!

[truth2power]

26. I WANT one of those bumper stickers.

:P

[Voice for Peace]

37. you can have this one

but you have to make it into a bumpersticker yourself.. I have no idea how.

[crimsonblue]

19. To defeat Him, we must amass... the Superfriends!

Darwin!


Leibniz!


Newton!


Nietzsche!


Britney Spears (God stopped loving her a long time ago)!



Together, this eclectic band of ruffians and hooligans will finally storm the gates of heaven and expose the man behind the curtain.



(I'm Satan and I approved this message)

[The Political Jerk]

27. LOL. Exactly!

-The Political Jerk

[Vanje]

25. The Kingdom of Heaven sponsers terrorists

Are there weapons of mass destruction in Heaven?

An invasion might not be practical. I don't think they have oil in Heaven.

There are apparently a lot of hostages there though.

[crimsonblue]

29. I just hope we don't have to nuke our imagination again....

that was a bummer the last time around.

[Turbineguy]

12. That man

should have his brain removed for examination.

[muryan]

20. You could have ended that post after "removed"

And I would be just fine with it.

[RethugAssKicker]

16. Will this get any play by the MSM ?.... HELL NO!!!

This won't be tied in anyway to John McSame at all..

Total Double fucking standard !!!!

I've been screaming this shit for months !!!

[Zambero]

17. Does this sound like "America's chickens coming home to roost"?

Coming from a black preacher from Chicago this kind of talk is outright treason. Coming from from a white preacher who endorses any Republican willing to prime the pump for Armageddon, hey it's really no big deal!

:sarcasm:

P.S. Interessting to note that John McCain gets a pass from Hagee, despite McCain's support of past "liberal" immigration policies. In this particular rant, Hagee predicts that the terrorists that will bring America to its knees came into this country as a direct result of these same lax policies. Perhaps THAT'S why he's supporting McCain to begin with -- helping GOD destroy the great Satanic anti-Israel Palestine-accomodating nation builder.

[DFW]

18. Funny thing about the law of God

It seems like those who most know the "law of God" always seem to
know it better than anyone else. Somehow, the law of God is always
what THEY say it is, and that it coincidentally says that anything
THEY have to say is what God wants. Anything opposed to what they
happen to be ranting is against the law of God.

When someone verifiably identifying themselves as God comes up to
me and tells me what God's law is, THEN I might be persuaded to
listen. Until that time, any mortal telling me they know for sure
what God's law is can go stuff it back through the crack in their
undeservedly expensive silk trousers that have already been custom
fit by mortal tailors to accommodate their over-sized mortal fat asses.
I'd believe George Burns or Morgan Freeman before I'd believe a fat
charlatan like this one, and it's scary that McCain thinks that "Hagee
Almighty" is worth more than 5 seconds of his time.

McCain can go "my friends" that one for a change.

[Ian_rd]

21. Wow. Hagee thinks the terrorists do God's work!

And yet, the MSM is so much more offended by Wright!

[KaptBunnyPants]

22. So if Hagee believes these men are performing God's will, does he buy the 70 vigins stuff too?

I'd be extra careful about checking Hagee before letting him on a plane. Known terrorist sympathizer's ought to get at least as much scrutiny as the average Arab man.

[swag]

28. I guess the War on Terror is really the War Against God!

[IntravenousDemilo]

30. What a pompous, arrogant, evil asshole.

He's worse than tertiary herpes. And that goes for his supporters, too, as well as anyone else who might believe in anything this guy believes in.

[ProgressiveMuslim]

31. Makes one wonder why Israel nurtures such close ties with Christian fundies, doesn't it? nt

[soulcore]

36. that one's easy.

Because each group is using the other to bring about the end of days, with hopes of converting the other at the hour of final judgment.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.