TYT: BIG JOHN = John Cornyn REAL Ad, He's Serious - Check It Out

[L. Coyote]

Run time: 04:22 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA4DiZasp2U   Posted on YouTube: June 18, 2008 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: June 18, 2008 By DU Member: L. Coyote Views on DU: 2164

 
Doing the Lord's work for Texas.
I didn't know Bush was a Lord :rofl:

[ihavenobias]

1. Another great clip. Very entertaining n/t

[Bob Dobbs]

2. Cornyn a beneficiary of rigged midterms of 02.

There is no way that election in Texas was legal.

Both Cornyn and his staff are obviously far removed from reality.

Help elect Rick Noriega to this seat.

http://www.ricknoriega.com/

[L. Coyote]

3. Tell us more about the "rigged" election

[Bob Dobbs]

6. It was Texas, after all.

Ron Kirk was much closer in the polls, even ahead in many demographics, so the 55 to 43 numbers just didn't pass the sniff test for me.

I was living there at the time and volunteering for Ron in a rural precinct, all white, so it was an uphill battle out there, but the whole thing reeked of fraud to me at the time.

[dieselrevolver]

4. Big Bad John

I've seen this 3 times today and can't stop laughing. If this idiot is re-elected, can be stop pretending this country is making progress?

[blogslut]

5. Watch the video closer

Cornyn is faking the horse riding. He never makes it out of the pen. They stuck a hat on him and he probably had to use a step stool to get on top of the poor animal.

That's what I noticed when I saw the vid on HuffPost.

[L. Coyote]

7. All Hat, no saddle, no horse, no boots, no cows, lots of BULL!!

[blogslut]

10. I posted that vid in the Texas forum

I'm so glad TYT showed the whole thing. Thee only other place to see it (so far) is offa Cornyn's YouTube page.

I like what Cenk said about there being no need to make a parody. That vid IS the parody!

[L. Coyote]

15. Texans won't tolerate this BS

[ihavenobias]

11. That's great n/t

[quark219]

8. Time to flush the Big John... *LOL* {N/T}

[Old Hickory Fan]

9. Yowser !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That is the biggest *rick I have ever seen on a horse!

[L. Coyote]

19. Print the bumper sticker already

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[ihavenobias]

22. I might have to bite the bullet and buy one n/t

[democracy1st]

12. man that was some serious BS

[lazyriver]

13. Happy to be the 5th rec. I can't believe how bad that ad is as a

political ad, but it's pure comedic genius for those of us that like to laugh at republickans. I hope the people that produced it do one for McLame.

[Enrique]

14. made lesser states squirm?

:rofl:

[ForeignSpectator]

26. Yeah, awesome, huh? "Yeah, big bad John!", "Get six mo' and he likes a good brew!"

:rofl:

[ProfessorPlum]

16. K&R Hilarious!

Reminds me of the "Ballad of Irving" Dr. Demento song parody from years back.

Here's the link!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U077BiDMmPE

[CherylK]

24. K & R!

[Lucy Goosey]

17. Oh, God, that was beautiful

right down to the fake-assed Johnny Cash impersonator on vocals.

[Quantess]

18. This will make the 8-to-10 year old demographic want to vote for Big John Cornyn.

:rofl:

[OhioChick]

20. Big John??

Who the hell does he think he is...John Wayne? :rofl:

[L. Coyote]

23. That, or a porn star, a la Midnight Cowboy! LOL

[mcg]

21. "Maybe I need a new staff." - John Cornyn

from http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/16/texas-senator-cornyn-back_n_107379.html

"My staff convinced me it was a good idea...Maybe I need a new staff."

Those words were spoken by Texas Senator John Cornyn after his staff produced the attached video. Intended as an introduction to the Republican Party of Texas state convention, the video, featuring awesomely overwrought voice overs and the most stoned gospel chorus ever assembled, basically depicts Cornyn as a dull-witted rodeo clown who never descends from his horse or stops dressing like Jon Voight in Midnight Cowboy.

Yes, "Big John", you need a new staff, and bigger balls.

from http://blogs.tnr.com/tnr/blogs/the_stump/archive/2008/06/17/big-john-he-ll-shoot-straight-talk-straight-and-enjoy-a-good-brew.aspx

a fabulously betassled image of the senator doing beauty queen waves

[ForeignSpectator]

25. Can't believe that every day I come here to check that ad out once more.... so funny

"big BAD john" :rofl:

[ChromeFoundry]

27. Cornyn ahead of Noriega 52% to 35%

Texas Senate: Cornyn Opens Double Digit Lead
Monday, June 09, 2008
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/election_20082/2008_senate_elections/texas/election_2008_texas_senate


Wow... Someone from Texas, with a functional brain, please respond to this post so that we can verify that some intelligent life exists within your borders!!!

[Old Hickory Fan]

28. Is the opposition coming with parody called "Big Con" ??? N/T

[DangerousRhythm]

29. Oh, holy hell.

What an embarrassment!! :rofl:

Seriously, he's such a douche.

[daggahead]

30. Doing the Lord's work?

Which Lord?