Chuck Norris Runs First Ad For President Of Texas

[matthewf]

Run time: 00:33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ32MGFPLl8   Posted on YouTube: March 10, 2009 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: March 11, 2009 By DU Member: matthewf Views on DU: 1620

 
Hey DU,
Hope you enjoy today's cartoon.
Also, check out my blog on the Huffington Post where I expand on the joke.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/matthew-filipowicz/chuck-norris-runs-first-a_b_173904.html
And if you like it, please DIGG it here
http://digg.com/political_opinion/Matthew_Filipowicz_Chuck_Norris_Ad_For_President_Of_Texas

Thanks everyone!
Matt

[RandomThoughts]

1. Chuck Norris was also in a movie

that was titled.

Way of the dragon.

[billybob537]

2. Mr. Delusional old "B" movie bum

[TheEuclideanOne]

4. How dare you!

Be afraid, Chuck Norris will find you and make you pay for your blasphemy. Sadly, there are a few things that you apparently did not know about Chuck Norris...

- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
- When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
- There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
- Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


Consider yourself warned. :)

[billybob537]

5. When Chuck norris does pushups,

He does,t push himself up.
He pushes the world down!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DerekJ]

6. LOL DUZYYYYYYYYYY. N//T

[RandomThoughts]

8. Comedy gold,

A laugh off, best wins! :rofl:

I already got two movie clips and a comic strip entry in!

A good little combo :)

[ihavenobias]

3. K & R, happy to the be the first rec.

:)

[DinahMoeHum]

7. Bruce Lee can still kick Chuck's ass. . .

even though he's been dead all these years.

:evilgrin:

[matthewf]

9. Thanks for all the comments... and words of warning :)