scientology OTIII and XENU

[Taverner]

Run time: 01:57 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKpjKz1YqUY   Posted on YouTube: September 12, 2007 By YouTube Member: Views on YouTube: 0   Posted on DU: April 29, 2009 By DU Member: Taverner Views on DU: 905

 
The really really really bad science fiction story that is the Scientology Creation myth

[Dogmudgeon]

1. The creation myth is "Inc 1"

That's where Cupid comes out in a chariot and blows a trumpet.

Three loud snaps are heard. Numerous electric baps -- the Electric GPMs -- are implanted on the Thetan while he hears "He's mocking it up". The first platen of Black GPMs should be run to F/N, but in no case should Dianetics, or the Dance Mob, Helatrobus, or Gorilla Goals implants be run without a fully-hatted Class XIII auditor in Qual as a C/S. Proper ARC with no ARCX should be IN. All DEDs and DEDEXes should be handled per SOP-8C with the 1972 triple-flow tech. Any T/A over 3.0 MUST be flattened by flying RUDs or a Condition of Liability will be assigned. When done correctly, the PC will urinate nearly a gallon of pure LSD and begin to spontaneously yodel.

It's no big deal. My 18-month-old daughter can -- and HAS -- run this tech on no fewer than 500 PCs, some of them pretty spun-out. One is the three-buttocked reincarnation of Hitler -- plays a mean game of poker, too.

--d!
Who needs a Dada Engine? Read a couple of pages by Hubbard and you're good to go!

[Redstone]

2. Aliens in volcanoes! And that's a RELIGION?

Redstone

[Taverner]

3. "Who needs a Dada Engine?" I love it!!!

:rofl:

[Dogmudgeon]

4. And, y'know ...

... the Co$'s lawyers will probably send me a threatening letter demanding that I remove these Secret Scriptures from "Democrat Underground" (sic).

--d!

[Taverner]

6. It wouldn't surprise me in the least

They don't argue, they litigate

[pleah]

5. HFS!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Quantess]

7. Those thetans are costly to remove.

And I like how "thetan" sounds like "satan". That's L. Ron Hubbard for ya.

[Joe Bacon]

8. Who charges more-TV Prea¢her$ or $¢ientologi$t$?

Frankly, I think the TV Prea¢her$ charge more. They keep telling idiots that they have to be paid up and prayed up...

[Taverner]

9. TV Preachers charge less, but they have a wider base